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Flooding The Cave means peeing inside a woman’s pussy.
Why the fuck not. It holds cock, dildos, fists, semen, pussy juices, babies, and blood. Why not piss too? For a long time, as a kid, I thought the pussy (meaning vagina) is where the woman’s piss came out. Only later (this morning) did I find out there was a separate hole for the pee-pee. So, when people would tell me that a guy would stick his cock into a woman’s pussy, I thought it sounded gross. And yet, I’ve always found the idea of fucking a girl’s shitter hot. Funny.
Flooding the cave is not an effective method of birth control. We’ve all been there. You’ve blasted her cunt full of your man milk, either because the condom broke, or you didn’t put one on. Now that the pleasure is over, you worry that this random bitch is going to have a baby that you’re going to have to support for the next eighteen years. So, you ram your dick back in and start pissing, hoping to drown and flush out any strong swimmers in your cum load. It’s a tale as old as time.
But it’s not effective. All you’re doing is making the sperm that does eventually impregnate her, all urine-soaked. Now you’re kid comes out all fucked up, and he needs all sorts of specialized gear because he came from a pee-covered sperm. Is that what you want? Little Corky the wonder-mongo? No. Just get the morning after pill and crush it up into her breakfast. (With her full knowledge, of course).
I’ve never been a fan of piss play myself, but a lot of celebs are. Ricky Martin loves to have his gay lovers give him golden showers. The lead singer of Garbage likes pissing into her lover’s belly button. Hey – if it’s good enough for them, it’s good enough for you!
Flooding the cave obviously can get messy. Unless you want to do a lot of laundry the next morning, and have your mattress smell like piss for the next week, use rubber sheets. Or, do it in the shower. Or, rent a hotel room. Use a fake name like “I.P. Freely”. Only after you’ve checked out and the maid finds your urine-soaked bed, will the joke become clear to the management. Make sure you use a stolen credit card so they can’t charge you for any additional fees for clean up.
If you’re a fan of Flooding the Cave, you might be into Space Docking. It’s a class move where you shit into a woman’s vagina. Because sharing is caring.
1. Ron’s wife told him that her pussy felt like it was on fire. Rather than explain that he brought home a VD from the whorehouse, he tried Flooding the Cave to relieve the pain. Didn’t work.
2. Sally was surprised when her boyfriend tried Flooding the Cave. It was their first date.
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