click to enlargeFisting someone involves sliding the entire hand into a vagina or asshole. Fisting is a lot like fingering, but requires a lot (around 5X) more lube, patience, and open-mindedness. (Open behinded-ness is more like it.) Fisting can be something you enjoy with another person, or on yourself.
Warning: If you do fist your own asshole, make sure you wash up when you’re done. Especially if you plan to try to solve your Rubik’s Cube later that night.
The key to fisting is patience. Usually a woman’s vagina can only take a couple fingers comfortably. Unless you date my ex-girlfriend Fran. Her pussy has been so stretched out by her gigantic dildo collection that you could get three or four fists in there with no lube at all. Her cunt is like a ‘Dungeons and Dragon’s’ Bag-of-Holding. Miss ya, Franny!
Speaking of a “bag-of-holding”, if you’re a man and you want to fist yourself from the front, you should hold your nutsack out of the way. Unless the pain of squishing them against your taint is something you want to incorporate.
The most important thing to remember when fisting a pussy or asshole is that you should not force it, and use lots of lube! Work your way up to it by using more and more fingers. Use latex gloves if you’re going in the rectum. Don’t put the soiled gloves in the mailboxes of your enemies.
The best way to insert your hand into the orifice when fisting is by making the “duck beak” with your fingers. Bring all your fingertips and thumb to a point and insert that slowly. For safety, give your partner a safe-word in case they want to you halt right away. My favorite safe-word has always been “STOP!”
One of the great things about fisting an asshole is that it also usually results in anal gaping. Gaping is when you pull whatever is in the asshole out, and the anus stays open all by itself. You can see all the way to China if they gape wide enough! Or, at least to the Chinese food they ate earlier that day.
Fisting can be a very intimate part of a sexual relationship. After all, you don’t really know someone until you’re got your fist in their asshole, right? But the key to it is safety. Get the industrial lube tube, and be prepared to use all of it. Also, don’t get disappointed if you can’t get the whole fist in there on your first try. Work it until it becomes too uncomfortable, and then throttle back.
There’s always next time, little camper!
1. “I love fisting my husband while I blow him. He makes noises I’ve never heard before.” – Martha Washington
2. You shouldn’t think that just because I love fisting my wife’s pussy that her cunt is loose. It’s all a matter of Keigel exercises. She can loosen it up for fisting, and then tighten it up for cock. So, are you interested in joining our orgy tonight? We’ve got snacks!
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