Fingering, simply put, is using your digit/s to stimulate or penetrate a pussy and/or asshole. And it fucking rocks.

Why? Because you can do that shit all day, and you don’t need Viagara! One finger gets tired, and you got nine more, Brah!

Fingering is one of the cornerstones of foreplay, so don’t rush it! Plus, it’s a great way to tell how a woman’s horniness is progressing by feeling how her pussy juices are flowing. If she’s into it, she’ll be slipperier than a Teflon banana peel.

BAM! METAPHORICAL!

There are many techniques to fingering, but here are some moves that I use. When you’re trying them on your lady, and they have an orgasm…you’re welcome.

The Morse Code

Use your middle finger to gently stroke and bounce in the center of the woman’s pussy lips. If you and she both know Morse Code, feel free to tap sexy messages to her. If she doesn’t know Morse Code, and you want to degrade her without her knowing, tap out, “I really want to fuck your sister.” while she’s moaning from your fingering. Hilarious and harmless.

The Cello

Once she’s soaking wet from the Morse Code, I usually progress to what I call “The Cello”. If you’ve ever watched a cellist playing their instrument, you see their top hand using their finger to press on a certain note, and then vibrate it on that spot for a more interesting sound. Well, that’s what you’re going to do to her clit. Put the tip of your middle finger on her plump bud and lightly vibrate it back and forth, just like her pussy was a cello. Adjust pressure from strong to light to make her really crazy.

G-Spot Time

At this point, she probably wants you to fuck her. But don’t. Instead, stick two fingers into her volcano and stimulate her G-Spot. If you don’t know where that is, ask anyone else on earth. Because you’re the only one who hasn’t heard about how to work a G-Spot. Make her squirt by rubbing it until her pussy goes haywire.

The Shocker

As she’s laying there panting, it’s time to blow her mind away with a complicated but lovely move called “The Shocker”. Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney!  Slide two fingers into her pussy, and then your pinky into her asshole. Work that shitter and cunt until her eyes cross and she cums again. Then go wash your hands and get a drink of water. Because the foreplay is over…

Oh, and guys can get fingered too, ladies (and gay gentlemen). Use your fingers to massage his prostate until he squirts his baby batter all over the place. Do it while he’s fucking you! Let your fingers do the walking!

1. “I love fingering fresh, young, legal pussy.” – Mother Theresa

2. Dave would never admit it to the guys, but he loves it when he’s fucking his girlfriend in missionary position and she reaches around and starts fingering his asshole. Prostate of the union!

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