Fifty Nine is a humorous slang expression meaning a female-on-female sixty-nine. Because they’re having a sixty-nine without one digit (a penis), you subtract that digit from sixty-nine and get fifty-nine. I suppose you could argue that subtracting one digit from sixty nine would give you sixty-eight. I’m not arguing that with you. You could also argue that a blow job is misnamed because the person is sucking the cock, and not blowing on it. Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway? I don’t know. It makes no sense. But what are you going to do about it? Huh?
Nothing. That’s what I thought.
For me and my sensibilities, there is no hotter porn than a lesbian sixty-nine clip. No matter where the camera is, you get to see something hot. Ideally, one of the women has blonde hair, and the other has red hair. The red head has big d-cup tits, and the blonde has perky little b-cup tits. The blonde is on the bottom and the red head is on top. The red heads huge tits smoosh into the blonde’s tits and hide them. The blonde is reaching up and spreading the red head’s pussy with her fingers as she licks and sucks on her vulva and clit. The red head has got her tongue deep in the blonde’s asshole, giving her a rim job she’ll never forget. Both are moaning and cum together in a spectacular squirting simultaneous orgasm.
Yeah. Those are my favorites.
I talked to some of my friends about whether they found lesbian porn more hot than porn with a guy and a girl. Most of them said they liked clips with a guy in them so that they can imagine that it’s their dick going in and out of the woman’s pussy. But a few of my buddies agreed with me, saying that they don’t need to see a cock and balls in a porn – just some sweet pussy, tits, and ass. Don’t get us wrong, we love it when lesbians use strap-on dildos and vibrators to fuck each other with. Then you get the best of both worlds without having to watch some duffus sweating as his balls slap around while he fucks a gorgeous porn starlet.
I’ve also heard a joke that a guy says to his wife, “Hey how about we do a sixty-eight tonight?” The wife asks him what a sixty-eight is, and the husband replies, “Oh, that’s when you give me a blowjob and I owe you one.” Pretty funny. I actually prefer cumming while I’m sixty-nining to just coming while I’m getting a blowjob. There’s something about squirting down a woman’s throat while I’ve got my tongue up her snooch that agrees with me.
And, based on the moaning from my sex partners, I’d say it agrees with them too.
Long live lesbian love!
1. Gary masturbated to two lesbians having a hot fifty-nine.
2. Analingus during a fifty-nine is my favorite.
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