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Fellatio is the greatest thing ever to be thought up by the mind of a human. In a nutshell, it describes the act of a person using their mouth to pleasure a penis, or penis-related object.
It goes by many other names, such as, but not limited to:
The blowjob (or BJ)
Oral sex
“Smelling pubes”
“Giving head”
“Playing the skin flute”
“Sucking the pink lollipop”
“Gorfing knob”
“Talking into the flesh microphone”
“Stretching throat”
Often referred to as “third base”, fellatio is an art form that can be an important part of a sexual relationship. It can be a useful tool during a woman’s menstrual cycle, when normal sexual intercourse can be unwanted or messy. In fact, many people refer to the seven days of a woman’s menstrual cycle as “Blowjob Week”.
Illegal in some places, fellatio has been recognized as such an integral part of most sexual relationships that “Blowjob Classes” have sprouted up everywhere. These are group sex classes wherein a person can learn beginner and/or advanced techniques for giving oral pleasures. Basic tips are: “the wetter the better”, meaning to use lots of saliva; and “no teeth”, meaning to make it as smooth as possible. For further information, listen to NWA’s song “Just Don’t Bite It”.
Fellatio is a fundamental part of foreplay, along with it’s counterpart cunnilingus. Just watch any porn scene and you’ll see the woman performing fellatio to get the man excited, erect, and ready for intercourse. If a woman enjoys the taste of her vaginal juices, intermixing intercourse and fellatio is a great way to prolong the duration of the sexual experience. In other words, if you begin to feel like you’re going to cum in her pussy, pull your dick out and stick it in her mouth. When you’ve regained your control, push it back in her cunt and give her some more pussy pounding.
But make it romantic.
As well, fellatio is an effective way for a woman to maintain her virginity, while at the same time giving sexual relief to her partner. For many women who want to save their vagina for their eventual husband, fellatio is a godsend for their partner. Anal sex also works, ladies.
Fellatio can also incorporate a sexual act called “Deepthroating”. This is when the fellator resists their gag-reflex, and allows the penis to slide down their throats, for a more penetrative feeling for the man. An advanced technique, but one that is always deeply appreciated!
Benefits of fellatio are many. Primarily, it is a great way for a man to have an orgasm with a woman, with no chance of unwanted pregnancy. After all, the uterus does not intersect with the stomach, so the sperms can never find purchase. Another advantage of fellatio is that it can be performed almost anywhere there is a little privacy. Hell, even Canadian songstress Alanis Morrisette went down on a guy in a theatre! Atta girl!
Fellatio usually ends with an orgasm for the man, which results in ejaculation. At this point, the fellator has three choices: spit, swallow, or snowball.
1. Jim loves public fellatio ever since he saw the Commandant get a blowjob from a whore in the first “Police Academy” movie.
2. “Alas, poor Yorick. I blew him, Fellatio.”
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