Click To Enlarge
Fattitude is a combination of “fat” and “attitude”. Who’s got fattitude? The red-headed, huge-breasted, fat-assed beauty from “Mad Men” named Christina Hendricks. I mean, she’s not obese or anything, but she certainly ain’t a feather. But her attitude is hot as hell. She knows what she’s got: big tits and a huge ass. You know what men like? Big tits and a huge ass. She’s sexy and sassy and I’d like to spend some serious time with her bosoms in my mouth and hands. My penis would also like to have a turn.
The key to fattitude is confidence. Oprah has it. Kristie Alley has it. It’s that sense of personal worth that they shouldn’t have, but do. They can look into the faces of all the people who grimace when they see their fat bellies and gross jowls, and still hold their enormous heads up high.
Now, those are just fatties. Let’s talk obesity. There are chubby chasers out there that love nothing more than a four-hundred pound land-whale getting her rolls and rolls of cellulite all over them. Granted, fatties usually have huge boobs. That’s always a good thing. But the fact that the large ladies can be confident and have fattitude despite the fact that it takes a half hour to dig your way to their vagina is impressive.
You know what fatties are good at? Blowjobs. Maybe it’s because they eat so much and their mouth muscles are stronger than a thin woman’s, or maybe it’s because most guys don’t have the energy to move all their blubber aside to stuff their pussy with some cock. Whatever the reason, it’s amazing.
Spray it on their tits when you’re going to cum, though. The last thing they need is more calories, even if it is from your sperm.
Now, fat ladies out there, don’t let your fattitude get out of hand. Some fatties over-compensate for their obesity by being too loud and boisterous. Don’t become an arrogant person that is going to make it so no one has a chance to mock them because they can’t get a word in edgewise. That’s just insecurity. Make your fattitude based on your intelligence. Your confidence. Your boobs. Nobody likes a loud-mouthed lard-ass.
And remember, like I said, there are lots of guys out there who love fatties. Don’t feel like you have to conform to the stereotypical (and true) depiction of beauty promoted by Hollywood. Get yourself on a BBW dating site and watch the offers you’ll get. The key, as always, is self-confidence. If you put out the signals that you’re desirable and amazing, men will pick up on it.
And if you get down to under a buck-forty, give me a call. Provided you didn’t lose those fat-ass titties you had.
1. John Goodman has fattitude and is a great actor.
2. The low lights and alcohol made Ken go home with a sexy obese woman with fattitude. He doesn’t like to talk about it.
RELATED TERMS: