Fap is a word used to indicate the sound of masturbating. Often repeated and/or emphasized depending on how much the subject matter appeals to the typer. For example, if I were to “fap” to a video of a GILF playing with her knee-knocker tits, it might look like this:
Fap fap fap fap fap…spooge.
On the other hand (literally), if I were to “fap” to a MMF video of a couple hung studs fucking the hell out of a big-titted brunette, it might look like this:
Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fa Fap Fap Fap FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP GAAAAAAAAAAAASPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See the difference?
Now, let’s say that I was masturbating to an Asian MILF while roasting a marshmallow over a Bunsen Burner with my other hand, and I get a call from my Dad telling me that my dog got hit by a car and died. That might look like this:
Fap fap fap fap fap (RING) fap fap fap fap (RING) fap fap fap fap (RING) fap fap fap fap (RING) fap fap fap (RING) dammit! Hello? Hi Dad. What? AHHH! No, I just dropped a hot marshmallow on my lap. FUCK! It burns! So what’s up Dad? What? Fluffy got hit by a car? Oh no! Is he…Oh no! fap fap fap fap He was a great dog. Fap fap fap Squished him in half? Oh God. Fap fap fap Dad, I gotta go. OK. Fap fap fap Tell mom I said Hi. Fap fap fap fap Bye. Fap fap fap fap fap fap FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP SPPOOOOGE! Mmmm this marshmallow tastes good.
That was a good one.
Now, let’s say I was masturbating while sleepwalking through the crowd as Lincoln was giving the Gettysburg Address, and when I wake up I see a sexy freed slave with big titties staring at me. It might look like this:
Zzzz fap fap fap fap fap zzzzz fap fap fap fap zzzzz Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers…what the hell? Fap fap fap fap zzzzz fap fap fap fap zzzzz fap fap fap Someone wake that man up! Zzzzz fap fap fap fap fap zzz..huh? huh? Where am I? Oh, hello Mr. President. I’m sorry I must have been sleepwalking. Oh, hello there, beautiful. What’s your name, brown sugar? Look at you. Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap SPOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOGE on your titties! God Bless America!
1. I would totally fap to a picture of your mom when she was eighteen.
2. I gave my girlfriend a fap smear. Much nicer than a pap smear.
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