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Fanny Fart is slang for vaginal flatulence. Also known as a pussy fart, vart, or queef, it’s the funny farting sound that happens when air gets trapped and then released from a vagina. Unlike an actual fart, there is no gaseous smell, unless the woman’s pussy is just one of those stank-ass pussies that always have a foul smell. For god’s sake, ladies, douche that fucker!
I’d like to quickly discuss the cultural difference regarding the term “fanny”. In North America, fanny means buttocks. In Britain, fanny means vagina. It is important to make this distinction when you refer to the fanny fart. Also, the fanny pack. For example, if you tell a guy in Britain that you’re going to kick him in the fanny, he’ll get much more upset than if you say the same thing to someone in America. In fact, in America, they might think you’re kind of cute.
Fanny farts are hilarious. Initially the woman may be embarrassed by a fart noise coming out of her pussy. Set her mind at ease; tell her it’s no big deal, and actually kind of funny. Regular farts are funny, unless they REALLY smell, so fanny farts should also be viewed as funny. In my experience, they occur more often after doggy style sex than in any other position. Also, if you’re one of those guys that is constantly pulling his cock completely out and then pushing it back into the pussy, instead of sliding in and out while always keeping some of your cock in there, you’re going to trap some air in there and get a fanny fart.
The funniest fanny fart that ever happened to me was just after I had fucked a hot redhead named Jessica doggy style. She needed a break from my huge cock, so she asked if she could sit on my face for a while. I said sure. I laid on my back and she straddled my face. Suddenly, just as I am in the middle of my first lick, her pussy lets out a LOOOONG fanny fart. Jessica had long labia, and I actually felt them flutter as the air escaped. I felt the air on my face, and even felt some of it go up my nose. Luckily her pussy was delicious, so I just laughed and continued licking.
Fanny farts are no big deal.
1. Abe Lincoln got his nickname “Honest Abe” when his wife, Marry Todd, asked Abe if he’d mind if they invited a freed slave into their bed for an interracial threesome. Abe told her that he honestly didn’t mind, because he was an open-minded president. They chose a strapping young freed slave named Peter because he was a handsome, well hung man with an eye for the white ladies. During a particularly hot double penetration, Abe pulled out, and Marry Todd had a big fanny fart. They all laughed and switched positions.
2. Lada Gaga’s fanny fart smelled like burnt toast.
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