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An Exotic Dancer is a person who dances in an alluring manner, usually while gradually disrobing. While most people equate an exotic dancer with a stripper, an exotic dancer would argue that she/he uses more art and dancing in their act, rather than just pulling down their underwear and showing off what they’ve got. I’ve been to many, many, many strip clubs in my day, and there have been all manner of ladies. Some were exotic dancers, and did some amazing things on the pole. Some were just strippers, and walked back and forth on the stage with their fantastic tits out. Both gave me wood.
I was in a strip club in Niagara Falls one night, and a stripper asked me if I wanted a lap dance from her. She was a cute, petite beauty with perky little tits. Normally I go for the dancers with big boobs, but this young lady had something. So I agreed. We went in the back and she gave me a couple of lap dances. This basically involved her disrobing and rubbing her pussy and tits all over me. When the second dance was over, she asked me if I wanted a blowjob!
I was just about out of money, and I’m not usually into being a John, so I told her no thanks. Then, the super hot dancer beside us walks over, and they BOTH offer to give me a double blowjob together! I was so close to hitting the bank machine, it wasn’t funny. I mean, how often does an average guy get a shot at a double blowjob from two super hotties? In the end, I decided to save my money for rent, and regret it ever since.
I should point out that that was the only strip club where that has ever happened to me, so don’t go in thinking there are prostitutes in every club. I have never had that happen since, which is a shame, because I have kept an extra $200 dollars tucked behind my health card in my wallet, just in case it ever did.
1. Wendy always referred to herself as an exotic dancer when she told people what she did. But in her heart, she knew what she was: a world class stripper. There isn’t much dancing involved in stuffing ping pong balls up your smooch and shooting them at a bunch of strange men, she thought. But she did love the money. She figures she’ll be able to retire at 30 if she stays in shape. 30!
2. Tim should not have worn his bright white, long-sleeved sweater to the strip club. Every exotic dancer in the place, as well as every customer was blinded as all the black lights hit it. No one could get near him without squinting, so he never got any waitresses to bring him drinks, and no strippers asked him if he wanted a lap dance. Live and learn, Tim.
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