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Everlasting Gobstopper is a slang term for penis or mouth. The original everlasting gobstopper was written about in the Willy Wonka books. It was a candy that would never get any smaller, no matter how much you sucked on it. So, it’s not exactly like a penis, which gets a lot smaller after you’ve sucked it to orgasm.
Speaking of Willy Wonka, if you’re a fan of the books, then avoid the newest film with Johnny Depp. I respect him and Tim Burton, but that film is just bad. The one starring Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka kicks ass. It is a little dated, but it’s trippy and funny and great. Gene Wilder’s hair alone is worth the movie rental.
It’s also not quite accurate to call a mouth an everlasting gobstopper either. I have been with a lot of women and gotten a lot of head over the years. Every single woman at one point or another gets tired of sucking cock if you take too long to cum. It’s the same with men too. I’ve been giving a woman cunnilingus, and wanting her to cum. But after an hour, my neck is sore, my jaw is aching, and my tongue is numb.
Nothing is everlasting. Not a cock and not a mouth.
If you’re familiar with the Willy Wonka books, you know there are a bunch of midgets running around his factory doing all the work for him. They’re called Oompa Loompas, and they have orange faces. Willy never seemed to have a wife or a girlfriend. Was he fucking the Oompa Loompas? I think he was. Their mouths are right at cock level, after all. And it’s not gay if they’re aliens, or whatever the fuck the Oompa Loompas were.
I think most women should learn to have more endurance when it comes to oral sex. You’d think that with the amount of useless jabbering most women do all day long, they’d be able to keep their tongue and lips working for a while on your cock. Here’s what you can do, ladies, to exercise your cock sucking mouth muscles.
Buy a bunch of lollipops. And no biting. Just suck on them all day long. Your co-workers will love, it, and your boyfriend/husband will reap the benefits. Make them sugar free so your ass doesn’t get any bigger. Don’t want to solve one problem by creating another, now do we?
1. When Gerry went to the bar for a few beers, he didn’t think he’d end up in the parking lot with a cute drunk slut. He took her to his car and let her suck on his everlasting gobstopper until he gave her a big dose of baby batter. She gave him her number, but he’d never call her. His wife might get mad.
2. Justine opened up her everlasting gobstopper and showed off the mouthful of cum she had just sucked out of a random guy’s cock outside the bar she went to. She didn’t tell him that she was really a man, and he never called her after that.’
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