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The Etch-A-Sketch is when, during sexual activity, a man uses the woman’s nipples and twists them in an attempt to draw a picture aka an Etch-A-Sketch. At the moment of ejaculation, the man tries to cum on her chest and stomach while his first finger and thumb are squeezing her nipples in a twisty motion. Harder than it looks, the Etch-A-Sketch is a task that should be done with a delicate touch and steady dick.
If you’ve ever played with a real Etch-A-Sketch – the red plastic board with silver powder under the clear screen, and two white knobs on each lower corner – you’ll recall that it’s very easy to make a staircase. Up, right, up right. Simple. Yet the cum shot Etch-A-Sketch is way, way more difficult. It requires dexterity and precision, as well as tight kegel and abdominal muscles. Rookies can hope to make a fairly straight line. Intermediates may get the tip of an arrow drawn. And once you’ve mastered a full set of stairs as an advanced Etch-A-Sketcher, you can Van Gogh yourself to new levels of fine art!
The most famous Etch-A-Sketch cum artist is Frank LePoenis. He was able to grip the nipples, twist, and draw his lover’s pose with his splooge-pencil at that very instant. Once finished, he laid back, lit a smoke, and blew three smoke rings. Shortly after that, he grabbed his digital camera, snapped a shot of it, and posted it to the interweb. Unfortunately, due to copyright laws, his lover (and henceforth, “model”) did not give him rights to use her image so the photo had to be taken down. You can still find it online if you dig hard and avoid relevant key words.
A variation of the Etch-A-Sketch is doing a chick from behind. While tightly gripping her ass cheeks, you squeeze harder and twist at the moment of climax. Puffing your chest high, you can cheese-string her back in any style you like. The slower you can cum (versus a high-speed chase out your monster eye), the more precise and elegant your ink can be. Some good practice exercises are cursive-writing your name, making an inward spiral in a counter-clockwise motion, and drawing a child-like tree – in that order. The tree is easiest if you start at the base of the trunk, moving up towards the leaves, creating an irregular circle, then back down for the other side of the trunk. Add some bunnies or baby deer if you like.
Lastly, you should not attempt the Etch-A-Sketch if your partner is a) pregnant, b) has given birth in the previous 3-5 months, or c) is a bitch. Pregnant or breast-feeding women have super-sensitive nipples and if grasped for the Etch-A-Sketch, will squirm in pain, thus moving your canvas around way too much to get something good on it. And if your partner is some bitch from your office, she may spread the word about your artistic side and you’ll be pegged as a pansy.
1. My girlfriend didn’t want it in her mouth so I performed an Etch-A-Sketch and drew her a heart.
2. A buddy of mine has perfected his Etch-A-Sketch skills – he can write a girl’s name on her tits with cum.
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