Estrogen is the primary female sex hormone. It’s what makes boobs and pussies. Its male counterpart is testosterone, which is what makes cock and balls. Science!
1. Dave thought he was taking a one-a-day vitamin when he blindly took a pill each morning from the medicine cabinet. Unfortunately, Dave was taking his wife’s estrogen pills that her doctor had prescribed because she had hit menopause. After a few months, Dave noticed that he had developed an unrelenting craving for ice cream. Also, he wanted to shop all the time, even if he didn’t really need anything. After all, women be shoppin’. Plus, his boobs were large and firm. When he realized what was happening, he decided to keep taking the pills, because getting to play with his new tits whenever he wanted was worth the rest of the bullshit.
2. Mark was excited when he was hired full-time at a new company. After a week of work, he noticed that all the upper-management and corporate big-wigs were women. He asked a co-worker about it, and was informed that the company was started by a man, but over the years, women had climbed to the top of the power structure. Mark joked that it must get really tense once a month around the office, and the co-worker said very seriously, that it was. All the women’s periods had synchronized, and that during that week their estrogen levels and hormones went berserk. During that week, all the men knew to keep their head down and keep their mouth shut. Mark went on Craigslist to try to find a new job that very afternoon. After all, women be crazy.
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