Erotomania is the love of a stranger or person not interested in them. God, I’ve been there. Haven’t we all? Well, maybe not Brad Pitt or Pamela Anderson. My guess is that those two had anyone they wanted from the time they hit puberty. Lucky fuckers.
Erotomania brings nothing but heartache and wasted time and effort. Minimizing it in your life will make you a much happier person. After all, if someone is not interested in you, move on! It might seem difficult, especially if you’ve “fallen” for the person, but it is doable. If there is one thing I’ve learned about heartache, it’s that nothing cures it faster than finding someone new. If the new person isn’t interested, move on again. There are seven BILLION people out there, folks. Trust me, someone will be into you.
In the meantime, you have amazing free porn websites like this one to keep you company. Have you noticed how little you think about an unrequited love after masturbating and orgasming to a sweet porn clip? Yeah – it’s the cure for what ails you.
Plus, if life is anything like the movies, as soon as you give up on your erotomania for someone, that’s when they’ll become interested in you. I can’t count how many times I’ve pursued a woman, only to be shot down. Then, when I move on, they’re all over me! It’s a maddening game that can drive you crazy, unless you keep a Zen outlook about it.
I remember the first case of erotomania I had. It was for a freckle-faced girl in my grade seven class. Granted, who knows anything about the nuances of love in grade seven, but I liked her a lot. But, of course, she liked another guy in my class. Some asshole named Brian. They became a couple, he treated her like shit, and I was heartbroken. Meanwhile, there were at least two cute girls in my class that were in love with me. I ignored them, because I was obsessed with freckle face. What someone should have told me was that I should have gone for both the cuties, which would have made freckle face jealous. Instead, I wrote terrible “lost love” poetry and sulked for a year.
What a waste.
The point is, life it too short for erotomania. If they’re not into you, keep looking. Use porn and dildos in the meantime. And LIVE, damn it! LIIIIIIIIVE!
I guarantee there are fifty people out there that look just like the person you love, and they could be interested in you. Plus, they might have bigger tits, or be richer than the person you love. Wouldn’t that be nice!
1. Vincent Van Gogh had erotomania for a bitch that wouldn’t give him the time of day. He cut off a piece of his dick for her. She told everyone it was his ear, so it didn’t seem so creepy.
2. Every heterosexual male on Earth has a bad case of erotomania for my girlfriend. Sorry fellas, she’s mine!
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