Eros is another word for sexual intimacy, sexual love, sexual drive or libido. It was one of four categories of love which the ancient Greeks classified. “Storge” was another category, and referred to affection or fondness. Like how a guy might feel towards a really good cheeseburger. Then there is “philia” which is what they called brotherly love. Man, those Greeks would ass fuck their own brothers! Lastly, there was “agape”, which was the love for stretching out orifices and making them stay open, even when you removed the fucking implement.
See? You learn a little something here at Dickipedia. It’s not all just erotic titillation. In fact, the word “erotic” comes from the root word Eros. God, the learning never stops.
Nothing gets the Eros bubbling in a woman like romance. I know it’s a cliché, but ladies really do appreciate a little effort in the romance department. Most guys think it’s a big waste of time, money, and effort to do something romantic. And you’re right! You know she wants the dick, she knows you want the pussy, so why all the fuss and muss? I’ll tell you why. Enthusiasm. If you light some candles, put some soft music on, and do something special for her, you’ll get so much more in return. She might even think about you instead of the mailman while you’re fucking! Wouldn’t that be nice?
So get her some flowers. Remember anniversaries. Act like you care. The Eros you’ll receive in return will more than make up for it.
And ladies, don’t make me a liar. If your man does something romantic for you, swallow.
I should point out that it is hard to invoke Eros where there is none naturally. I was head-over-heels in love with a co-worker of mine named Ronda. She was gorgeous – tall, brunette, big tits, and a pretty face. She was single too, so I figured I could have a chance. We became friends, ate lunches together, and saw each other socially. Then I asked her if she wanted to go out on a date with me. She told me that she only dated black guys.
I told her I had a big dick and was more than willing to take her to Tyler Perry movies, but she said it didn’t matter. The only guys that got her panties wet were dark-as-night black guys. Something about muscular black studs like Wesley Snipes, she said, made her cream her gitch.
I was very disappointed, but you can’t force Eros. Well, you can, but you’ll go to jail.
So, I moved on and found a woman that is turned on by me. And when I fuck her doggy style, I stare at the Facebook picture of Ronda that I set up on my laptop before we hit the sheets. My girlfriend is blind without her glasses, so she’s oblivious.
Winning!
1. Barry felt Eros when he saw the dead porn star Hailey Paige getting fucked.
2. Eros or not, priests should leave those choir boys alone!
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