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Erection refers to a penis that has become rigid and engorged with blood as a result of sexual arousal. It is also known as a boner, or hard-on, or stiffy, or chubby.
My favorite erections are morning erections, especially if I am sleeping with a woman. I’ll wake up, look down and see my raging stiffy. Then I’ll turn on my side, poking my erection in to her leg, and wait for her to wake up. When she comes out of her dreaming and looks down to see what’s been poking her, there I am, smiling and ready for action. I’ll say something like, “I was just watching you sleep, and you looked so beautiful that I got really aroused.” Most women love morning sex, so after that it’s all about the fuck times. Little does she know that I just had to take a piss. Ah well, no body gets hurt, and she spends the rest of her day with a big smile on her face.
Erections are not always something to be cherished. Sometimes they can be downright embarrassing. A typical male teen will get around six hundred in a typical day, all of which must usually be hidden from the townsfolk. The amount of times I had to hide my chubby in class or in the hallways in school are too many to count. By the end of my senior year, I could have entire conversations with hot teachers, and they’d never know that just under my Finder Binder was a throbbing, meaty hard-on.
I still think about you from time to time, Ms. Robinson. Call me.
If you’re ever in an emergency and need to get rid of your erection quickly, take a cold shower. Or, if a shower is not possible, just think about Mother Theresa giving your grandfather analingus. That always does the trick for me. If you try that and your erection sticks around, seek therapy you sicko.
God bless.
1. Have you ever seen a tapir’s erection!?! Those little fuckers have huge erections! I mean huge! Youtube “tapir penis” and you’ll see. It is literally as long as their body. And when it becomes erect, it shoots up past their body. It is amazing. It’s also nice to see a fellow animal with the same size cock as me. I am not alone. The blood flow needed to keep that thing erect must be huge! Their hearts must be gigantic. God is a funny fucker.
2. When Polly kissed Dirk goodnight and he gave her a gentle hug, she could feel his erection against her leg. She could tell he had a sizable penis and was more interested in him after that. She invited him in for a coffee, and subtly snuck glances at his crotch as it twitched and throbbed. She knew she wasn’t going to give it up that night, but smiled, knowing what she would eventually get to fuck.
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