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Erectile Dysfunction is a condition in which a man is unable to achieve or maintain an erection. It has never happened to me personally, so all the information you see here is stuff I’ve read or heard from other guys. Seriously.
Well, maybe it happened to me once. But it was because of the circumstances of the night. O.K. – here’s what happened. I was at my brother’s wedding. I was the best man (of course), and was just about to be called up to give my speech at the reception. I was pretty nervous because his wife had invited her hot friends to the wedding. There were literally about thirty young, hot, horny women in the reception hall. And all of them wanted to say they hooked up with the best man. I had my pick of the litter, so to speak.
Anyway, I was nervous about the speech, so I started drinking a little too fast. When I got up to do my speech, it went really smoothly because I was a little drunk. I was funny and charming and the speech went off without a hitch. As I stared into the faces of the hottest women in the hall, they gave me the eye contact that told me I had it made. It was a great moment in my life. Unfortunately, when I got back to my seat, I kept on drinking. Not a good idea.
The hottest of all the possible conquests was a gorgeous redhead named Wendy. I stumbled over to her table and started to talk with her. She was incredibly horny (as are all women at weddings), so I invited her back to my room in the adjacent hotel for a drink. We were naked and rounding third base before the door closed. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get it up no matter how hard I tried. She was patient, and we tried everything, but I was just too drunk.
She told me she had a Viagra that her ex-boyfriend had left in her purse. I popped it, and a half hour later, I was fully erect and ready to go. We went crazy on each other for the next three hours, and she left with a huge smile on her face. It wasn’t a natural erection, but we both enjoyed the hell out of it!
1. Mark was mortified the first time he experienced erectile dysfunction. His girlfriend assured him that it happened to every man she had ever been with, at one time or another. Picturing his lady with all those guys with their limp dicks didn’t help at all.
2. Bill blamed his erectile dysfunction on his wife, claiming she had gained too much weight and her tits had gone all saggy. The sad truth was that he had realized he was gay, and he wouldn’t be able to get it up for any woman. Unfortunately, he was worried what other people would think if he came out of the closet, so he stayed in a terrible marriage.
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