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An Enema is a method of relieving constipation or cleaning the rectum and lower intestinal tract by introducing a stream of water using a nozzle and fluid-pumping device. Also used in BDSM play.
Enemas are great for people who engage in analingus and anal sex. It is pleasurable in and of itself to some people, especially men, as it stimulates the prostate gland. If used correctly, it can clean out the ‘ol pooper so that when the ass fucking or licking begins, it will have less fecal matter to worry about. Some people enjoy the sensation so much that they incorporate enemas into their sexual play regardless of anal play. This fetish is known as klismaphilia, and is one that can get pretty messy. Do it in the tub if it’s your first time!
On a side note, there was a German doctor who thought he had found a cure for cancer by incorporating coffee enemas to his patients. Three people died because of it. So, before you go experimenting squirting all sorts of different and crazy liquids up there for fun, talk to your doctor first.
I once had to get an enema when I was in hospital. It was an uncomfortable and awkward procedure that I did not enjoy at all. Nevertheless, as the nurse was administering it, I popped a full-on erection. It was not because I was turned on in the slightest. The nurse explained that my reaction was normal. I have been using enemas ever since to get myself hard when I’m too drunk or the woman isn’t too facially appealing. Works like a charm!
Don’t overuse enemas though, as it can lead to internal problems. All things in moderation. Did you know Santa liked enemas? It’s true!
Santa was a man from the Pole
Who’d stand over the toilet bowl
He’d squirt in a solution
To clear fecal pollution
And end up with a spotless asshole
1. Paul’s wife had seen some pretty explicit hardcore porno at a bachelorette party she had been to. She told Paul that the thing that intrigued her most was when the men were giving the women analingus along with the cunnilingus while they were “downstairs”. She wanted Paul to do the same for her. Paul told her that he’d be happy to, as long as she went and had a professional enema done to her. Then, she had to have her anus bleached. Then, when she got home, just before the sex, she had to take a long shower and thoroughly clean her anus and asshole. She agreed to every stipulation Paul had give to her, and that night, he munched her anus like it was the last burrito on earth.
2. After Garry’s first homosexual orgy, he woke up in the morning and felt that “not so fresh” feeling. His ass had been plundered by a half dozen men at least, and a few of them definitely weren’t wearing a condom. They had all been checked for STDs before the orgy as part of the requirements for getting into the party, so disease wasn’t the concern. He just wanted some of that man goop out. So, he went to the nearest drug store, bought himself a home enema kit, and flushed his shitter out. After that, he rewarded himself with a burrito.
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