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Endytophilia is a condition in which sexual arousal is only achieved when the other person is clothed, or is in the process of clothing themselves. So normally you see a hot naked chick and your dick pops up like a whack-a-mole, right? Now to an endytophiliac, when they see a hot clothed chick they run the risk of jumping to the top of the neighborhood’s watch list for potential pervert rapists.
You may think that endytophilia strikes those in fashion or those that have other fetishes pertaining to apparel, like wearing diapers or S&M gear. Nope. Fully clothed. It may be a girl wearing a potato sack as a dress or garbage bag stockings. Maybe it’s a randy yoga party where the mere idea of tightly draped cloth turns on the endytophiliac uncontrollably. It matters not style, size, or types of clothes being worn. An endytophiliac loves everything but nakedness and seeks to get off clothes-on!
It is regularly debated whether or not endytophiliacs are anti-nudists. I’d like to say no. They don’t hate nakedness – they simply aren’t aroused by it. They are the perfect candidates to walk around on a nude beach, looking confident, happy, but limp as hell. Shirtless tits and thong-less asses do nothing for them. But get any other regular clothed shmoe visiting a Caribbean nudist colony and they’ll be forcing thoughts of their 108-year-old grandmother into their heads to draw attention away from their sun dial pointing at noon.
Those suffering from endytophilia vary in their degree of arousal. Some are turned on by a woman wearing a regular cotton bra and panties. But if the chick is hot enough, damn right that’ll swell you good and fast. The middle ground covers those endytophiliacs who get off on a few clothes – say, a robe, loose shorts, a tshirt. Nothing flattering and leaving quite a bit to the imagination. On the high end of the spectrum lie those who require the most clothed people. Full snow or rain gear is considered extremely hot. Olde Tyme clothes and bathing suits that cover everything but the ankles would turn the endytophiliacs head so fast they’d need a pricey chiropractor immediately. I wonder if they sometimes check out an over-clothed dude and get a stiffy.
Endytophiliac can screw with the lights on or off. Their interesting quirk is not only visual. Although their ultimate goal is a wet dick in a warm pussy, they’d prefer to do this through unzipped pants. The mere feeling of a naked body sends their Johnson underground. However, if garments are on and hands are rubbing under the clothing, endytophiliacs are still content. It comes down to personal preference. These were simply general rules.
So if you have an endytophiliac in your circle of friends, don’t worry. Reverse strippers are cheap and easy to book for bachelor parties or a great 30th birthday bash. You and the rest of your normal friends will get yours at the beginning, and your buddy will ravish the end result.
1. I didn’t know if Gary was gay or not when that chick came out of the hot tub naked. Turned out he’s an endytophiliac.
2. My husband suffers from endytophilia but at least I never have to get my anus bleached.
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