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Ejaculation is the spurting of semen from a man’s penis during orgasm, or the squirting of pussy juices from a woman’s vagina during climax. Dudes have the edge when it comes to distance. The farthest ejaculation from a man is 18 feet, but a woman’s is only 10 feet. Sorry ladies – better work on those Kegels! However, women have the edge on number of orgasms in an hour. The most for a man is only 16. I say “only”, but I’m lucky if I’ll have 16 this month! Meanwhile a woman once had 134 orgasms in an hour. Afterwards she was clinically brain dead for the next two weeks, but she was smiling the whole time.
It should be noted that orgasm and ejaculation are two different things. Both men and women can experience an ejaculation-free orgasm through various techniques, including tantric sex. However, when men do ejaculate, those sperms shoot out of there at up to 45 km/hour! An average city bus only goes 40! In other words, your cum would get to the next stop before the bus, if you had the gumption to shoot it that far!
And ladies, you should know that just because a man has finished ejaculating, it doesn’t mean that he has stopped climaxing. Some men continue to orgasm even after their ejaculations have finished. In other words, keep sucking or fucking or stroking until he asks you to stop. He’ll thank you for the extra effort!
Ejaculation can get messy. If you’re dating a woman and she tells you that she’s a squirter, you’ll be doing a lot of laundry unless you buy some rubber sheets or only have sex in the tub. Either way, it is a glorious sight to see a woman ejaculate, so cherish it.
1. Iggy Pop invited ten women backstage after his show in Ann Arbor, Michigan. All of them were at least a 7/10, and he invited them all to get naked and bend over the couch in his dressing room. He told them that he was going to go from one girl to the next, fucking them doggy style, until he came. The girl that ended up with his ejaculation on her back would get a backstage pass for his next concert in Detroit, as well as salty shoulder blades. It was a lovely elementary school teacher, Kelly Undrop, who won the prize.
2. When Janice knew that her orgasm was coming, she warned her fuck friend, Kirk, that it could get messy. This was a one-night stand, so Kirk didn’t really know what she meant, but he told her she could cum all she wanted. Her climax built up and she exploded in a huge squirting orgasm, and she sprayed her ejaculation all over Kirk’s apartment. It soaked his valuable comic books and hockey cards. It got into the dog’s eyes. It short circuited his computer. In the end, it cost him over $5,400 to repair the damage of her orgasm.
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