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Ecouteurism is the act of listening to others having sex without their consent. Been there. Done that. Came on the t-shirt.
There is nothing hotter than hearing someone getting their fuck on, and losing themselves with some full-throated (meaning loud, not deepthroating) moaning, groaning, screaming, and swearing. I always tell every woman I fuck to be as loud as possible, but without sacrificing sincerity. A lot of the porn actresses you see screaming aren’t actually that into it, if you ask me. That’s not what I want. I want volume based on actual passion.
So, when I hear somebody else lost in the passion and giving it their all with their voice, it turns me on fast. I remember one night I came home late to my apartment. As I walked down the hall towards my door, I could hear a woman getting fucked HARD. She was moaning with every deep thrust I could hear her taking. As I passed the door of the apartment the sounds were coming from, I realized that it was my neighbor Keyshawn’s place.
Keyshawn and I had become friends over the two years that I had been living in my apartment. He was a tall, muscular black guy with a great sense of humor. It didn’t surprise me when I’d see him with a sexy woman on his arm. He was a good guy. Well, he was certainly plowing some woman that night! He was relentless, based on her screaming!
I am a little ashamed to say that I paused for a while, listening outside his door. It was three in the morning, so I figured no one would be in the hallway except for me. Her moaning just kept getting louder and more passionate. I was fully erect as I stood there listening. I began to rub myself over my pants. I seriously thought about cranking my wank right there, but I reconsidered. I used my cellphone to record the sex screaming for another couple of minutes, and then went to my apartment.
Then I replayed the recording while watching some interracial porn on my laptop. Lasted about thirty seconds before I came. I should say here that I can’t verify that Keyshawn was nailing a white woman, but in my fantasy, he was. Sounded like he was stretching her out so that she’d be walking funny for a week, to be honest.
Bottom line: I love ecouteurism.
1. Ken was upset when three women moved into the apartment above him. They were always partying and keeping him up. He was going to say something to the landlord, but knew that if they got thrown out, he wouldn’t be able to enjoy the ecouteurism of listening to them getting fucked by their boyfriends almost every night. So, he kept quiet.
2. Polly went to an ecouteurism website forum to talk about her desire to work with environmentally responsible tourists that visited her city. She found that the forum was about something altogether kinkier.
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