Someone that is Easy on the Eyes is a person, male or female, that is considered very attractive. I wish that you could all see what I look like, because that would be a perfect living example of someone who is easy on the eyes. However, because of the limitations of the electronic doo-dad I’m working on, I’ll have to let your imagination fill in the blanks.
Being easy on the eyes is a fantastic benefit for people born lucky enough to be considered “hot”. It’s not as good for men as it is for women, though. Shit dude, a woman that is born super-hot has it made in the shade if she plays her cards right. She won’t ever have to do anything, lift anything, think, buy her own drinks, get a job, or feel lonely for her whole life. And, if she’s got big tits, forget about it. As long as she doesn’t smell, she’ll end up as some millionaire’s trophy wife with a butler bringing her margaritas by the pool side before she’s twenty-two.
Heck, even if she does smell, if her tits are big enough, she still won’t have any problems.
It’s always been that way, and it will always be that way. Study after study shows that attractive men and women get jobs over better-qualified but less-attractive applicants. Hot women get out of traffic tickets more often than ugly chicks. To make things worse, it is something that starts at birth. I saw a news program that showed that babies prefer looking at pictures of hot women, and cried when they were shown pictures of gross women. It was actually the same woman, Madonna, just back when she was hot in the eighties and then more recent pics where she looks like an evil monster.
If you are not easy on the eyes, there are a lot of things you can do to appear more attractive. I’m not saying you should, because at the end of the day people shouldn’t judge a book by its cover. But, if you want to get more out of your life, unfortunately being hot will help you. First thing you want to do is hit the gym. Ladies, get fit. Dudes, get strong. Arnold Schwarzenegger was not a handsome fellow back when he was winning the Mr. Universe pageants, but he got a lot of ladies because of his muscular body.
Second, act like you’re hot. Self-confidence is always attractive, so if you act like you’re the shit, people will subconsciously become attracted to you. Don’t get cocky, just confident.
If you are easy on the eyes, it’s your responsibility to fuck an ugly person every now and then. Give their life a bright spot that they can remember on their deathbed, will you? It’s an hour out of your life, and the highlight of theirs.
1. I find Emma Watson Easy on the Eyes, and would enjoy getting to know her better.
2. Sophia Vergara is Easy on the Eyes, but hard on the ears.
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