We all know about DUI’s and DWI’s, and the dangers of driving while texting or taking on your cell phone. What guy hasn’t gotten the odd 12 hour or crashed his car into a bowling alley because he had one too many tequila shots and decided to call up his booty call on the drive home. But, a DWA is a completely different story, and while it’s even more dangerous, it’s also a lot more fun than drinking and driving or texting while driving.
In short, DWA is an acronym that stands for ‘driving while aroused,’ and it can have numerous offshoots and varying degrees of meaning. One of the most harmless but satisfying types of DWA is the male comfort wood, that slowly creeping erection that solidifies into a solid piece of oak while you drive on a sleepy Sunday afternoon. You’re not even thinking about anything sexual, it’s merely because your penis loves your car, the hot sun, the music you’re playing, or the slight breeze of hot air coming from the foot heater and warming your balls. This type of DWA is usually harmless, and will rarely cause an accident unless the driver decides to try and jack himself off to get rid of the massive hard-on.
Another far more dangerous type of DWA is the pent up, 7 day old boner that you get after those long summer road trips with all your guy friends, where you all shared a tent or a bunkhouse and the showers were always freezing cold so you never had a single chance to masturbate on your entire trip. Some fucking vacation! So, you happen to be the driver and supplier of the car, and after a long trip back to your hometown you’ve finally dropped off the last passenger and you find yourself alone in the car. You may only be a short, 20 minute drive away from your home, but you just know when you get there that your Mom, sister, roommate, or wife, will be waiting there for you to tell you to take out the trash or unpack your bags or talk endlessly about your trip while they do the dishes. So, really, you’ve only got one choice. You’ve gotta take care of things before you get home. Now, after going that long without ejaculating its quite easy to muster up the erection and orgasm needed in such a short time frame. That’s no problem at all. But, what’s truly dangerous, and leads to 50% of all head on collisions in North American summers, is the volcanic eruption that occurs after going 7 days without masturbating. It’s so mindblowingly relieving that you end up passing out at the steering wheel, or closing your eyes and sweating profusely, or even worse you explode all over the front windshield so you can’t see where you’re doing, and as you try to squeegee off a clear viewing spot out of the semen drenched glass, you end up colliding right into an oncoming car or truck. This, my friends, is one of the most avoidable accidents there is, next to falling asleep at the wheel or hitting a deer. Next time, just remember; you’re in no hurry to get home, and every single town in North America has a rub & tug massage parlor. It’s a lot cheaper than hiked up insurance and a new car.
1. Not one week with my new jaguar and I got a DWA. It was one of the best orgasms of my life, but my car is totaled.
2. Sometimes, when I get a raging DWA on a long Sunday drive home to the in-laws, I like to take my wife’s hand while she sleeps in the passenger seat, and gently rest it on the tip of my cock. I call it ‘putting on my driving gloves.’
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