Dry Sex is non-penetrative sex, usually while both people are still wearing clothes. It is also known as dry-humping, and is the leading cause of giving men all over the world some crazy-ass blue balls.
I remember my very first girlfriend, Kate, used to love the dry sex. She and I were both only fifteen, and she was still a timid virgin. I was a virgin too, but I sure wasn’t timid. I wanted some of that. I’d go over to her house and while her parents watched TV upstairs, we’d fool around downstairs. But, since she didn’t want to get in trouble, she always kept her clothes on.
She’d wear a really baggy sweater and no bra so I could play with her tits. Then, if her parents came down, I’d just have to take my hands out from under the sweater, and we’d look like we were just watching TV. Pretty smart, Kate. But there was no way she’d even unbutton her jeans for me. So, we’d kiss and I’d play with her tits. Then she’d eventually lie back on the couch and we’d dry hump. I’d thrust in between her legs, my huge stiffy grinding against her hot, wet pussy. I could literally feel the heat through her panties and jeans, and my pants and underwear.
Then, after however long, we’d stop and I’d go home. The blue balls were excruciating. My kidneys ached, my balls ached, and my stomach ached. I knew what had to be done. So, home I stumbled. I went up to my room, and peeled off my jeans (which would rip the hair out of my legs because of all the hardened pre-cum that had leaked out during our dry sex). Then I’d grab my trusty Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, turn to the Tyra Banks bikini pic, and masturbate. Four or five times. Then it was time for a shower and bed. Well, maybe one more masturbation session. Hey – I was fifteen.
Dry sex is safe sex. You can’t get pregnant or and diseases from it. You also can’t get much pleasure from it, if you’re a guy. I suppose the rubbing and pressure on the woman’s clit through her pants could eventually make her climax.
The funniest dry sex scene I have ever seen is the one in “Bad Teacher” when Justin Timberlake is dry humping Cameron Diaz doggy style. I hate to admit it, because I don’t think anyone should be that successful at so many things, but Justin Timberlake is a funny fucker. Damn it. Do something so I can hate you, Justin!
1. Harry had a lot of dry sex with a very hot stripper as she gave him a lap dance for over an hour. He went home and fucked his wife with an enthusiasm she had never seen before. She was a little curious about why he smelled like cheap perfume and desperation, but forgot all about it when he started nailing her doggy style.
2. Lisa loves dry sex because she’s a god dam tease.
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