Click To Enlarge
Dogging originated in the UK, and is a fetish that combines exhibitionism, swinging, and voyeurism. Basically what happens is a bunch of couples meet in a designated place and all park their cars. Then they have sex with someone (their own partner, or another person’s partner) in the car while everyone else has sex and watches. It’s like watching porn while you have sex, except you’re watching real people, one of whom happens to be your spouse.
I guess I can see how that could be a lot of fun. Swinging is definitely a good time, but the part I have a hard time with would be watching my wife getting plowed in the car next to mine. Granted, I’d probably have my mind on the woman I was with. It’d be cool if some random dude was fucking my wife in the car next to mine, and I rolled down the window to give him helpful tips. “Suck her tits while you finger fuck her! She loves that!”
Car sex has never been one of my favorites. I’ve had sex in a lot of different makes and models, but the only time I was remotely comfortable was in an old fashioned Volkswagen camper van. Every other time it was cramped and awkward and uncomfortable. I still did it, because a hot, wet pussy on your cock makes pretty much any environment bearable. Plus, a woman is less likely to see my hidden cameras in and amongst the junk in your car. They’re always on the lookout when I bring them back to my house.
The funniest sex in a car I ever had was when I was in my late twenties. I had met and seduced a bar slut at the local pub I like to go to. She said that she had recently got a divorce, and just wanted to fuck. I told her we could go back to my place, but once we got in her car, it was on. We got in the backseat and she started giving me head. It was near closing time in the bar, so eventually everyone started filing out. Since I was a regular, everyone knew me. They all walked by her car and gave me thumbs up as they passed. Some took pictures with their cellphones. I just smiled and gave the thumbs up. The woman blowing me was too drunk to even notice. It was hilarious.
Dogging is a pretty advanced and forward-thinking sexual dynamic. It’s hard enough to convince some people that monogamy is unnatural, and here the Brits are, having sex with each others wives in front of each other. I suppose it makes sense, that from the country that gave us Darwin, the sexually evolved would emerge.
1. While I was dogging with my wife at the abandoned field near the nuclear power plant, some plant security showed up. They wanted to make sure we weren’t terrorists or anything. Once they saw us all fucking, they left. With big boners in their pants.
2. Dad forgot to bring mom home from dogging.
RELATED TERMS: