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Dog In A Bathtub is when you try to insert one of your testicles into a girl’s vagina or asshole, which is almost as hard as giving a dog a bath. For a real challenge, try to stuff one of your balls into her asshole, and the other into her pussy simultaneously. That’s like trying to bathe two dogs at once! Not easy.
I’ve always been a fan of the Dog in a Bathtub, especially with girls that like double penetration. First, get your lady used to the feeling of having a ball in her ass by stuffing anal beads up her anal canal when you’re making whoopee. When she starts to cum from you fucking her pussy, pull the anal beads out of her asshole, and listen to her orgasm triple in quality.
Once she’s used to having beads in her asshole, start stuffing your balls in there. For best results, I’ve found that the pile driver position works best. Bend her over in front of the couch or bed, resting her on her shoulders and neck on some comfy pillows. Slide your cock into her pussy, and then reach back and stuff one of your balls into her asshole. If you can, pop the second ball in there too.
Then, move up and down, sliding your cock in and out of her cunt, while your nuts tug on her rectum from the inside. She’ll love it. Try to time your orgasm with hers, because when her pussy and asshole start to convulse, your balls and cock will feel the gripping from both holes. This should make you explode with her, and send you both into the pleasure stratosphere on a rocketship of cum-tastic bliss.
Obviously, the inverse setup can be just as fun. Stuff your nuts up her cunt while you pound her asshole. Good times. Good times.
The problem I have when it comes to the Dog in a Bathtub, is that most men’s (including mine) testicles retract up when the guy is sexually aroused. A simple way to relax your ball-sack while still maintaining your erection is to have a mug of warm water nearby. Dip your tight balls into the warm water (like you’re teabagging it), while stroking your cock to maintain your boner. The warm water will relax your scrotum so you can start using your nuts like God intended. By shoving them up some lady’s hoo-ha.
If your lady has strong Kegels, tell her not to flex them too hard while your testicle is inside her pussy. A little pressure is nice, but too much will make you feel like you’ve been hit in the nuts. Communication is everything with sex. Don’t just call her nasty names. Let her know how she’s doing. Bitches need guidance.
With respect.
1. Ken’s nuts were smelly after he gave Barbie a Dog in a Bathtub.
2. Hitler only had one testicle, but that’s enough for a Dog in a Bathtub.
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