Dining at the Y is a slang term for going down on a woman, also known as eating pussy, devouring a fish taco, or plain and simple ‘tongue fucking.’ It can refer to dipping your tongue all the way down the fishing hole, or it can simply refer to nibbling on the bobber floating at the top.
The term “dining at the Y” derives from a group of European hippy backpackers who traveled North America by foot in the 1940’s, offering sexual pleasure for free rides on the highways. As the story goes, these road-weary travelers were so poor that they couldn’t afford to stay in hostels or motels. They often went to residential neighborhoods near factories, where a great deal of the husbands would be away at war, and offered their sexual services and skills in exchange for a free place to sleep, and a decent home cooked meal or two (which resembled services provided by YMCA’s and YWCA’s for homeless people, hence the term ‘dining at the Y’).
With it being the 1940s, naturally women at this time rarely received oral pleasure from their men, so when they were offered the option of sexual services from these young, European hipsters, they always chose cunnilingus.
Now, there are a lot of men out there who still, to this day, refuse to dine at the Y. All I can say is this: there is a reason every girlfriend you’ve ever had cheated on you, and that your current wife appears to be a frigid bitch whose only interested in having sex when she’s ovulating and you’ve recently deposited another monthly lump sum into a joint savings account. (Hint: If you haven’t clued in yet, she’s planning on sucking up your seed, and then ditching you immediately after pregnancy and leaving you with the alimony bill) If you’re seriously going to rely on your monotonous 5-minute routine of missionary penetration, panicked grunting, and a dripping, sweat-induced nap afterward, then you’re never really going to please a woman in your life. Dining at the Y is the only sure-fire way a man can give a woman an orgasm on a regular basis. The only women who actually have orgasms from straight penetration are chronic masturbators, nymphomaniacs, and 40-year-old spinsters who get off when one of their 35 cats happens to lick their neck while they’re sleeping. So, unless you plan on marrying “Psoriasis Sally” from the Mormon house next door, you’d better get use to eating a little vag from time to time. Besides, what’s not to like about eating pussy? How is it not hot when a cute, perfectly shaven blonde sits on your face and cums?
1. Dining at the Y isn’t as bad as it seems. As long as they’re cleaned regularly and the floors are mopped, it tastes almost as good as a real fish taco.
2. The summer I broke both my legs in a motorcycle accident and ended up in a wheel chair, I spent the next four months dining at the Y every Friday night. Luckily, when I recovered and my little Moses started working again, the payback was totally worth it.
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