Dillhole is a slang term for a male dildo, usually shaped like a vagina.
It is also a derogatory phrase describing a duffus. Calling someone a dillhole is more insulting than calling someone a dillweed, but less insulting than calling them a fucking idiot.
Most ladies have a dildo in their possession these days. And who can blame them? Such a simple way to masturbate! In fact, ladies have been using various types of dildos since the beginning of time. They found a 30,000 year old stone dillrod recently. Still hard. Still smelled like fish. So why shouldn’t a straight man enjoy the same pleasures. Not all men like shoving things up their butts, but sticking your dick in something that looks and feels like a vagina on the other hand…
There are many different types of materials that one can choose when buying a dillhole. In general, you want to stay away from any materials like rubber or plastic if you’re not sure about the quality of the dillhole. Dillhole’s are also playfully referred to as fleshlights, because they are shaped like a flashlight, but have a fleshy hole instead of a lightbulb, ya dig?
If you’ve got kids, make sure to hide your dillholes out of sight. They are hard to explain to a kid, especially the ones that have teeth or a hairy upper lip. Speaking of, I remember once I was going on a long road trip with my parents when I was five or six. There was a garbage truck ahead of us, and when it hit a bump in the road, a discarded dillhole flew out and hit our windshield. It made a huge thudding splat sound. Dad used the wipers to push it off the car. My mom told me, “Don’t worry – that was just an insect.” I looked at her and said, “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a vagina like that!”
I was hilarious even back then.
Speaking of dillholes, there is an actual place in Canada called Dildo Island. It’s in Newfoundland, and is found at the entrance to Dildo Arm at the bottom of Trinity Bay. Dildo Arm?! Dildo Island!?! So many jokes! Fuck those Newfies are funny!
1. James pulled out his new dillhole, excited to try it out while his wife was away on business. He left his webcam on accidentally, and was unknowingly broadcasting to all his Skype friends. Many taped the episode, and masturbate to it often.
2. It’s always a little disheartening to see a new boyfriend’s dillhole collection, and see how small and tight the vagina holes are.
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