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A DILF is a Dad I’d Like to Fuck. It is the male equivalent of the MILF. You can “ILF” just about anything. Here are some of the most common “ILF”s:
MILF: Mom
DILF: Dad
GILF: Grandma
G-DILF: Granddad
SILF: Sister
BILF: Brother
PILF: Prof
WILF: Wife
NILF: Nerd
HILF: Husband
DWILF: Dickipedia Writer 
B-BWILF: Big Breasted Watiress
At first I was kind of offended when I heard the phrase DILF. But then I figured that fair is fair. God knows I’ve lusted after some MILFs in my day, so why shouldn’t the ladies out there find somebody’s father hot and fuckable? In fact, I remember my three female cousins constantly talking about how hot they found their next door neighbor’s dad. Apparently he’d mow his lawn with his shirt off, and he had quite a nice, muscular chest.
I thought their lusting after a married man was inappropriate, but since I knew they’d never end up doing anything about it, I kept quiet. Then I found out that whenever the DILF was out mowing his lawn, they’d change into their bikinis and sunbathe. He’d sneak glances, and they’d arch their backs to show off their bodies. I think two of the three of them ended up fucking him, and his wife never found out.
Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise are a couple of celebrity DILFs. A couple of celebrity doofs, if you ask me. (Just jealous).
For most ladies, lusting after a DILF is fun because it is safe. Usually the DILF in question is married, and obviously has kids. By fantasizing and lusting after him, they know that they are just engaging in some panty-moistening fantasy. The only real danger is if the DILF is in an unhappy marriage. Then he’d be game to smash all the extra-curricular pussy he can. Ladies, if you’re going to fuck a DILF that is still married, take some precautions.
First, make sure you swallow. No physical evidence means no problems. Also, don’t wear perfume or makeup when you meet up to fuck the DILF. That way, he goes home looking and smelling naturally. The best way to set up a fuck situation with a DILF is to install yourself as the babysitter. That way, when he gives you a ride home, he can REALLY give you a ride home. Claim that you live a fair distance away, so that you can take your time in the backseat. Remember to swallow!
1. Harry knew that he was the alpha-DILF in the neighborhood. He went to the gym regularly, and had a chiseled, handsome face. His abnormally large cock bulged in whatever pants he wore to the neighborhood picnics. At last count, he had nailed 63% of all the prime pussy in a four block radius.
2. Stay-at-home DILFs have the sweetest setup of all. While the wife takes her boring pussy to work all day, he invites the local trim in for a nice afternoon of smoking grass, fucking hard, and watching Aeon Flux.
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