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Deflowering is an old-fashioned term that no one uses anymore, except virgins over 30 years of age and priests who don’t know how to have sex with anyone BUT virgins (yes, that’s a pedophile joke).
The term simply means taking a woman’s virginity, and has numerous synonyms, such as ‘poppin’ her cherry,’ or giving her her first pair of training wheels (i.e. your cock and balls, the balls are the wheels and the cock is the handle bars.)
The term deflowering comes from two original sources. First, it comes from Asia in the late 1800’s, inspired by the lotus flower which is a symbol for fertility and the blooming, yet untouched, female vagina.
The second, more North American origin story of the term deflowering comes from the 1950’s, when all you had to do to fuck a virgin in your local town was bring her a bouquet of flowers. Gender roles and women’s rights were at an all time low back then, so basically, if a woman received a nice handful of flowers from a man who desired her, it was an implicit rule that she would give him her virginity in the hopes that he would want to marry her afterward. As my Dad says, those were the good old days.
1. The orgasm I get when deflowering a hot young blonde is ten times better than when I fuck a MILF. It’s like comparing a mind-blowing sneeze to popping a small zit.
2. In Saudia Arabia, deflowering doesn’t mean taking a woman’s virginity; it means hacking off her nipples with a machete when she’s caught driving.
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