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Dames De Voyage were sex dolls used for penetrative sex, often used by sailors on long, long journeys across the sea. We’re talking about the seventeenth century, all the way up to the early twentieth century. They were very crude approximations of women, made from tattered clothing, and held together with the dried semen of the many, many men that would fuck them over the long months at sea.
Doesn’t that sound hot?
I guess it’s hotter than masturbating or buggering the nearest seaman on the poop deck.
The amounts of venereal disease contained in the coochy of one of these dames de voyages can only be guessed at. Suffice to say, they were gross. But, after a long time with no women (they were considered bad luck on sea voyages) you wouldn’t care what you stuck your pecker in, as long as it looked a little like a woman.
God, I’ve been there. Not on a long sea trip, but horny as hell. Horny enough to fuck a sex doll. She was one of the recent ones, and she hadn’t been sullied before. Someone had given it to me as a gag gift at a Christmas party. I was drunk, lonely, and she was doing this thing with her mouth that told me she wanted to suck my cock. So, I went for it. Not my proudest moment, but she served her purpose.
Sailors, getting back to those randy fellows, were not just into fucking sex dolls. They’d also fuck manatees, and call them “mermaids”. A manatee looks like a mermaid – with a head and face, but the tail of a fish. They also have a vagina that looks a lot like a human vagina. So, whenever sailors would catch one, they would all take turns fucking the poor manatee’s pussy until everyone had thrown their cock in. Then, they’d cook it and eat it! I guess it was already salted, so that’s a plus.
The moral of the story is that you should never go back in time and join the navy in the eighteenth century. Not a good time for sailors. At least these days, women are allowed in the navy, so you could always seduce a lovely chick that works with you. God, women on navy ships these days must be getting laid a lot. The ratio of men to women must still be a hundred to one. Gangbang in the mess hall! And it’s about to get messier!
We shouldn’t be too hard on the sailors that had sex with their dame de voyage. After all, even when we masturbate, our hand is just a very convenient sex doll. It just has no head, tits, arms, or legs. It just becomes the ass or mouth or cunt of whoever you’re dreaming about while you stroke your dick.
So don’t judge.
1. Captain Bly was fucking his Dame De Voyage while his crew mutinied.
2. By the time the Dame De Voyage got to Henri, it was filled to the brim with seaman semen.
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