Damaged Goods is a derogatory term that refers to a man or woman that has unresolved emotional or health problems because of previous traumatic events in their lives. These events can be emotional or physical abuse, for example. So, they had some heinous shit happen to them, and now they’re all fucked up. They’re damaged goods.
I was damaged goods for a while after I came back from my time with the Peace Corps. I was sent to an impoverished African village to teach the men there how to farm the land with equipment we had brought with us. After the first day, they had a welcoming ceremony where the whole tribe celebrated with dancing and music. All the men’s dicks eventually fell out of their shorts as they leaped around, and I was confronted with man after man swinging the biggest black cocks I had ever seen in my life. I had wondered why, despite their starvation, all the women in the tribe were always smiling. Now I knew.
Ever since then, I’ve been damaged goods. I had always thought I had the biggest cock, by far, in the whole world. Those guys showed me that some guys actually come close to my size. And it shook me up. I still haven’t seen on bigger or thicker than mine, but those guys were within three inches of me. Sometimes I still wake up screaming.
“Damaged goods” can also refer to a woman who has been divorced, or who is no longer a virgin. I suppose that means their vagina is “the goods”, and “the damage” was another guy’s cock stretching it out before you got there, huh, stud?
I always thought it was a double standard that a man isn’t “damaged goods” if he’s been divorced or is no longer a virgin. I suppose it’s because a penis doesn’t get sloppier the more it gets fucked, unlike a pussy. On the other hand, with an easy regiment of Kegel exercises, no pussy has to be sloppy; despite the size and amount of huge monster cocks it takes balls deep.
I’m looking at you, Pamela Anderson.
Sometimes I feel bad for all the women that I’ve had sex with. After working their pussies in with my monster python, I know that any guy that they are with after I dump them isn’t going to feel as satisfying. And since most women are too lazy to strengthen their Kegels, their situation will never improve. Still, it is nice always being the biggest a woman has ever had. The noises they make when I hit spots they’ve never felt before, or stretching them out with my width and watching their eyes roll back in their heads is always fun.
I’m going to start leaving a Kegel exercise information sheet on the back of my good-bye letters. Give the next guy she fucks a fighting chance.
1. Courtney Love is Damaged Goods and then some.
2. Damaged Goods almost always means you’ll get anal.
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