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The term dairy farm refers to a woman’s breasts, also known as jugs or knockers. The origin of this term comes from the fact that the boob is primarily for the production of milk. This is called lactation. But let’s face it, a woman, on average, lactates up to a year per child she bears. The rest of the time, those titties are fair game for motorboating, tit-fucking, and general grabbing and nuzzling.
For a woman’s hooters to be called a dairy farm, they are usually a pair that is larger than average. This would mean a hefty C-E cup. The average woman’s breasts are size B, or roughly the size of a small grapefruit each. Keep in mind that this is average and accounts for every size from mosquito bites to National Geographic sized melons. (In the magazine’s case, most if not all of those cans are considered dairy farms.)
If one were to stare at a dairy farm, let’s say if covered by a small bikini or tight cashmere sweater, one must use only the peripheral vantage point as to not draw unwanted attention from any husband or boyfriend. Then again, if you’re over 12 years old, you should know this by now.
Sometimes a dairy farm can refer to a pair of fake tits. I personally do not endorse the use of the term here. There is nothing about silicone that even slightly resembles milk – hence the use of the word “dairy”. Therefore, fake jugs should take on different terms such as funbags or babylons.
1. Did you see the waitress’ dairy farm? I’d try milking those any day.
2. After my wife had her third kid, her tits grew to a monster dairy farm.
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