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Dabbler


Almost everyone knows that your average American suburban housewife is sexually frustrated. They are the most likely to cheat on their non-attentive husbands, and they are prime subjects for popular porn plots. A dabbler is one of these women who dabble in lesbianism, either for sexual stimulation, companionship, or both!

Dabblers are still cheaters. They still hide their new-found desires from their husbands but can do this a lot easier. Where were you today, honey? Oh I was out with Melinda getting our nails done. And you know what? They were… but this was after some digital stimulation, which ultimately ruined the polish on their nails. Live and learn.

Suburban housewives may be so sexually frustrated that they would have taken on any sex. Say the pool boy was on holidays and the gardener was flat-out gay. The maid comes in with her feather duster, bends over to clean out the blu-ray tray below the TV and her skirt shows off her panty line. The housewife is immediately aroused and acts on her extremely strong sexual desires. You’ve got yourself a dabbler.

Dabblers may not stay dabblers for long. If they did, they’d be full-on lesbos. They seek sexual gratification along with acceptance. Once this has been achieved, they feel as though they can move on. They usually get bored, as well, and get back to the mail man or electrician. Women may get them off for a short time but the dabbler will always lust for dick in the end.

1. Nancy was a dabbler with her neighbor Stacey, but only until she hired a new landscaper named Sven.

2. My wife is a dabbler but at least she won’t get pregnant and expect me to pay for any kid popping out.

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