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Spunk is a slang term for semen. Sailor is a slang term for semen. Both can be described as “salty”.

Spunk can also be used as a verb meaning to ejaculate. So, you could say that “Peter North fucked a girl until he spunked all over her. He had a lot of spunk!” Versatile word, spunk.

Speaking of Peter North, he is probably the best porn star I have ever seen at consistently delivering incredibly huge spunk loads after fucking a woman. Just when you think there couldn’t be any more semen in him, he shoots another six or seven huge cumshots onto her face. He’s a one-man bukakke! Check it out, but don’t feel like you have to produce anywhere near the amount of spunk he does. He’s an anomaly!

There are many synonyms for spunk that include, but are not limited to: cum, sperm, semen, ejaculate, spooge, jizz, jism, load, splooge, man milk, skeet, joy juice, baby batter, white love, salty seed, goo, and my personal favorite, cock snot.

You wanna know something awesome? You can use your spunk as invisible ink! Shoot your load into a glass, and dilute it with water. Then use a brush to write invisibly on a piece of paper. Using heat (like an iron) or ultraviolet light will make the “ink” show up. In fact, British Secret Service used semen as invisible ink during covert activities during the cold war.

The first director of MI6, Sir George Mansfield Smith-Cumming described each of his agents as “his own stylo (pen)” when talking about using their spunk as invisible ink. Shit, if that’s true, I wonder what I’ve been writing all over my girlfriend’s back all these years. Probably gibberish. From now on, though, I’m going to start squirting haikus on her ass cheeks when I unload on her.

Spunk is also useful if you ever find yourself stranded without food and water. If things get really drastic, masturbate and drink your cum. It might not be the most pleasant thing you’ve ever done, but it will provide you with a little water, and vital minerals. Just enough, hopefully, to keep you alive until Mantracker finds you.

Oh, and apparently eating pineapple makes spunk taste better, if you give a shit.

1. When Randy described his girlfriend as “full of spunk”, everyone thought he was saying that she was vivacious and energetic. What he was really telling them is that he unloaded a gallon of cum in her pussy and asshole over the long weekend.

2. Fred knew that he would have really painful blue balls if he didn’t ejaculate after his first date with Lisa. She had let him get to second base, but drew the line there. Fred drove to the nearest drive-thru McDonalds and got himself a hot apple pie. He waited for it to cool down a little, and then fucked it until he came. He got the idea from “American Pie” the movie. Worked like a charm.

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