What a girl says to you when she’d rather be with an asshole who will use her, abuse her, and eventually break her heart, even though she knows that you would never do those things to her. Let’s just be friends translates into ‘Let’s never have sex’. It means, I like you but not in ‘that way’. It means, ‘you’re kinda geeky and weird and while I secretly know that you’re a super awesome dude and probably the kind of guy I will marry someday if I’m really lucky, right now I’d really just like to put my boobs out there and see what kind of hottie I can really get’. It also means, ‘I’m so not attracted to you and I’m not really interested in spending a whole lot of time with you, but when I’m bored and lonely I might give you a call.’ And sometimes it actually means that she appreciates and values your friendship and wants to preserve it. Sometimes.

The thing is, any girl who doesn’t understand the pure value of that friendship is an idiot anyway. And a lot of chicks are idiots when they’re young. They worry about what their friends thing of who they’re dating, they worry about being cool and they want their friends to be envious of them not feel sorry for them. You hear that line uttered from women under twenty-five all the time because they’re being influenced in twenty different ways by a hundred different things. It’s a stressful thing, navigating relationships and trying to figure out who you’re attracted to verses that would actually be a good person for you to date. The hardest part about growing up is realizing that sometimes you have to make the decision based on what’s good FOR you, not necessarily on what you most desire in the moment. Because desire comes and goes but if you establish a decent friendship with someone, you’ve got a relationship for life. And yes, you need a certain amount of upfront sexual chemistry with that person, but so long as they don’t have any major sexual hang ups (or they’re able to work through them), then the most successful part of your sex life will be how well you can communicate with each other. Then it’s just a matter of getting to know each other and each other’s bodies.

Don’t underestimate the power of friendship. Don’t let yourself get used by people who say they just want to be friends but use you as their sounding board, but remember that just because she’s not sucking your cock at the moment, doesn’t mean she won’t be in the future. And when it gets to that point the cock sucking will be so much better because she’ll really know you and you will both trust each other.

1. So I told him that I wanted to just be friends and he totally started crying. So I panicked and let him eat my pussy. Turns out he’s really good at it.

2. Let’s just be friends. This way, when I get dumped for the billionth time, you can come over again and comfort me.

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