A cripsy is the word given to the male genitalia when it is all mashed together as one big sloppy joe. You’re not sure where the penis ends, the testes begin, and the taint seems to be all over the place. It often resembles a balloon that was once inflated but over time has shrunk and gotten wrinkly and stretched out. A cripsy can only occur when the penis is NOT erect.
The cripsy can form on the opposite side of the classic wedgie. While the pants/boxers/briefs are being hiked up the ass, the front inevitably follows. Yet no one really enjoys this vantage point so it is often unseen. The gitch pulls upwards, mixing the testes up with it and cutting off the shaft of the penis. Warning: there can be hair and loose skin hanging about. A cripsy is seldom pretty.
When a man is laying in bed, half on his side and half on his stomach, he can accidentally make a cripsy. His thigh can mangle the balls just enough, forcing the dick to take on new and unusual shapes. This cripsy position is not seen under normal circumstances, unless there is a female ready in the morning to give a wake-up blow job. Hopefully it’s just dark enough under the covers to not turn her off totally.
If a dude’s tighty-whiteys are too tighty, they can form a smelly and stanky cripsy. This should be avoided at all costs. It is advised to not wear tighty-whiteys, as sperm count can also be compromised when a cripsy is kept too long.
1. Some homeless guy flashed me on the bus and I saw his cripsy!
2. Dude, your cripsy is showing – maybe you should buy bigger undies.
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