Extremely unattractive. After a night of excessive drinking, you wake up in bed next to the slapper you went home with the night before, and now she’s lying on your arm, sound asleep; with your beer goggles removed, if she turns out to be so ugly that you would chew off your own arm to escape, rather than wake her up and talk to her, then she is considered to be “Coyote Ugly.” After reports that certain animals, such as coyotes, will chew off their own limbs when caught in leg traps rather than face death at the hands of a trapper.
1. Craig thought Leanna was hot last night, but when he woke up he realized she was Coyote Ugly.
2. Hank thought Deirdre was Coyote Ugly the first time they fucked, but he never had the guts to dump her, and now he’s married with ugly kids.
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