Sexual interest in feces. Basically, this is when the sight, smell, texture, or taste of poo gets you all hot and bothered and makes you feel like king shit. No pun intended.
Okay, that was a lie. We totally intended the pun. It’s not the best pun. In fact it stinks. It’s a crappy pun. In fact, puns are just shitty in general. And maybe all these turd-related puns aren’t making you laugh right now, but if you were a coprophile, they would probably be making you horny.
Interestingly, “heroic plop” is an anagram of “coprophile.” Coincidence? You decide.
1. Coprophilia is rumored to be popular with many political and religious leaders, including Pope Benedict XVI, both President Bushes, and televangelists such as Oral Roberts and Jerry Falwell.
2. Susan was into coprophilia; maybe that’s why she dumped me.
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