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A Closet Freak is someone who looks and acts innocent in public, but becomes a huge sexual freak behind closed doors. The one you wouldn’t suspect is a fuck fiend, but is the kinkiest person in the city. For women, she is also known as “a lady on the streets, but crazy in the sheets.”
Most guys hope to end up with a closet freak. After all, who wants their special lady acting all slutty and skanky when you’re out and about? Better if she acts very innocent and proper when you’re in public, and then takes a triple penetration super-fuck when you get back home. It feeds into the idea that a man always wants his woman to be a Madonna/whore (Madonna in the mother-of-Jesus sense, not the pop star). I know I certainly want my special lady to be like that.
Unfortunately, most of the women I have dated that acted innocent in public were also very innocent when I got them back to the bedroom. They are fun too, but not as good as a closet freak. I’ve only dated one of those, and it was great. Here’s what happened on our first date:
She showed up to meet me at a fancy Mexican restaurant. She was dressed pretty sexy, but still conservative. Her sweater didn’t show any cleavage, but it was tight, so I could see her big tits easily. That was nice. During dinner, she acted very politely and with class. I asked her if she wanted to go for a walk after dinner, and she said that sounded nice.
We were walking along the waterfront and I gave her a kiss. She kissed me back, and we made out for a minute or two. I asked her if she wanted to come back to my place for a nightcap before I walked her home. She said yes. When we got back to my place, I was putting our coats up when she attacked me. She went right for the button on my pants, and before I knew it, she was on her knees sucking my dick.
This was a nice surprise. Not only that, but she was deep-throating me! I’ve got a pretty big dick, so only a few of the women I’ve dated have been able to get the whole thing down. She was balls deep and loving it! I knew that it wasn’t going to be long before I came if she kept it up, so I lifted her up and took off her clothes. She had a sexy leather thong on. She walks over to the couch and offers herself to me doggy style.
This girl was a wonderful closet freak.
Long story short, she was amazing. We saw each other for about a year, and it was wonderful. If you every find yourself a closet freak, hold on with both hands!
1. I wonder if Mother Theresa was a closet freak.
2. Your mom looks like a closet freak.
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