A closed relationship is one that involves people that are in a group or couple that do not go outside that group or coupling to have sex. It is different, obviously than an open relationship, which is one where everybody can fuck anybody else. A couple that has decided to be monogamous together are in a closed relationship, but that is a boring example of one. I’d rather talk about a group of married couples that decide to swing together in a polygamous closed relationship.
We’re talking about wife swapping.
Now, the best thing about a closed relationship is the fact that if everyone is checked out and has no sexually transmitted diseases, then even though there is sex outside marriage, no one brings home the herp. So, let’s say there are four happily married couples. But, they’ve all been married for ten years and are frankly a little tired of the same old dick and pussy every Friday night. It’s time to swing, baby.
So, all four couples talk it over and decide to have a polygamous closed relationship together. They all see their doctors, and get a clean bill of sexual health. Now, all four guys and all four women can have sex together, in whatever configuration they want. Beth, who is married to Larry, gets a new, hard fuck from Gus and Tom and Peter. Larry, who loves and goes to bed every night with Beth, gets to fuck Gus’s wife and Tom’s wife and Peter’s wife. Peter’s wife loves anal, which Beth does not, so Larry loves sex with Peter’s wife.
See how much fun that would be? Every week you could have a night where you let your wife go off and fuck another guy, and you get to fuck another woman. The relationship you have with your wife isn’t in jeopardy, because everyone is open and honest about the polygamy. Your wife still feels secure in your relationship because you still want to love and fuck her too. But you’re both much happier because you’re adding a little variety in your sex lives.
This is something that more and more married couples are experimenting with as they come to realize that limiting your sexual lives to one person can cause some problems, especially for the men. Men, because of evolution, are hard-wired to want to fuck every single woman they see. He doesn’t get that much freedom, but it’s certainly better than straight-up monogamy. It just ain’t natural for a dude to get only one pussy for his whole life.
It just ain’t.
If my girlfriend and I could be in a closed relationship with three other couples, I’d choose Angelina Jolie and what’s his name, Selena Gomez and what’s his name, and Scarlett Johansson and what’s his name. If you run into any of them, let them know I said hi.
1. The Branch Davidians had a closed relationship that ended badly.
2. It’d be awesome if the Bundy’s had a closed relationship with the Brady’s.
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