A Casanova is a man that is very charming and sexually successful with many women. It is a name originated from two Latin words, “casa” and “nova”, meaning “new house”. Every time a Casanova slides his dick into some strange pussy, it’s like he’s entering a new house. A slippery, hot, wet, tight, new house. He lives there for a while, and then moves on to another new house. Hence Casanova.
The original man on whom the name is based was a dude named Giacomo Girolamo Casanova de Seingalt. He lived back in the 1700s and was famous for seducing and bedding lots of ladies, both married and single. These activities, while extremely pleasurable for him, also landed him in lots of trouble with jealous husbands and the law.
He was also a pimp and a spy. He was actually a pretty interesting guy. I googled his image and the guy was not that great looking. And yet, he still managed to score with loads of ladies. That’s impressive. I think that’s why the term Casanova means ladies man, and not handsome man. You don’t have to be attractive to score with lots of ladies. You just have to have some good game.
Actually, all you really need to score with a lot of ladies is money, but assuming you’re broke like most guys, you need game. The best way to score with a lot of chicks is to hit the clubs and find the average looking girls that always go home alone. Every guy hits on the hot chicks, so you’re going to grab the leftovers. Not the ugly ones – just not the models. Believe me, after a few tequila shots, she’s going to look just like a perfect ten once you’re nailing her doggy style back at her place.
You also need personality. Learn some jokes. Tell some stories. The quickest way to establish a modicum of trust is to get her laughing. But her some tequila shots. Get loose. Ask her to dance. Don’t stare at her tits. Imply that you’re rich and well-hung. By the time you’re balls deep and she realizes you may have exaggerated your length and girth and income, it’s too late. You’re in. Get it done, give her a fake number, and hit a different club the next night.
Wear condoms. Even back in the original Casanova’s day there was some terrible shit waiting for an unprotected dick.
Now, if you want to be a true Casanova, you have to treat women decently. Don’t get me wrong – you’re going for her pussy, but it’s not going to be a dismissive fuck and chuck. A real Casanova knows how to score poontang and leave the ladies happy, even though they’ve been humped and dumped. I can’t tell you all the intricacies of playing a perfect game on a woman here, but if you can manage to do it, I’ll be impressed.
The perfect playa leaves them happy, even though he leaves them alone.
1. Jay-Z is a real Casanova.
2. The pope is not a Casanova.
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