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Carpet Munching is a slang phrase that means cunnilingus or eating out. Not ironically, if you take your sweetheart to a fancy restaurant to eat out, she’ll probably let you carpet munch her later that evening. There are many synonyms for carpet munching, such as oral sex, head, going down, muff diving, munching clam and talking to taco Tony. It is something that every heterosexual man and lesbian woman should become proficient at over the course of their sexual lives.
I find that position is a big part of carpet munching. If she’s on her back and you’re in between her legs, your neck can get really sore after a while. That’s why I prefer the woman on top, with her pussy on my face. This can be with her straddling my face and sitting up, or with her bent over in a sixty-nine. Both are great for comfort, but some women can’t concentrate on giving a man a blowjob if she’s receiving oral sex at the same time. It takes concentration, and some ladies just can’t do it. Maybe it’s because my oral techniques are just too damn good.
The biggest trick I learned about carpet munching is teasing. Don’t just focus on the clit, and give it a lot of attention right off the bat. Instead, lick around her clit. Suck on her pussy lips. Just tickle the clit lightly every now and then. After you’ve worked her into frenzy, then hit the clit with some serious movement. Vibrate your tongue on it quickly, and then suck on it. While it’s in your mouth, hum on it. She’ll scream with pleasure and love you for it!
If you master eating a woman out, you’ll be surprised at how eager she’ll be to blow you! After all, fair is fair!
1. Dave hated when his girlfriend asked him to do sixty-nine when they had sex together. It wasn’t that he didn’t like to carpet munch; it was just that her particular pussy was rather smelly and her pussy juices were kind of sour. Even if she had just showered, which she had, it smelled and tasted disagreeable to pour Dave. He didn’t have the heart to tell her, because she was a really sweet girl, so he just breathed through his mouth and thought about hockey when she straddled his face and started to grind her cunt onto his tongue.
2. Sue couldn’t cum unless the guy would do some carpet munching. If he spent some time licking and sucking on her pussy and clit, her arousal would build and build until she was ready to cum. When she knew she was close she would sit on the dude’s cock and ride it while she rubbed her clit. Then the lucky guy would watch as she would shudder and scream as her pussy would convulse with orgasmic pulsations. After that, she didn’t care what the guy did – she got hers already.
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