Oh man, there is nothing hotter than a chick with a bootylicious butt. Yeah, that’s right. A woman with a big, round, fantastic ass is what’s in and what should be in at all times. Anytime I lose a bit of weight my partner gets all weirded out and is all don’t let anything happen to that wagon you’re draggin. Okay, he doesn’t say it like that. He wishes he said it like that.
The term Bootylicious has been around for several years but I believe it was made famous by our dear girl Beyonce, who determined that she was ‘too bootylicious for you baby’. Which is totally true. She’s got one hell of a wagon.
The following famous (and not-so-famous) people make my personal Bootylicious short list (in no particular order):
Kate Winslet: Have you SEEN that chick’s behind? It’s palpable. This is one hottie who doesn’t shy away from her natural shape, but flaunts it.
My high school crush: Who will remain nameless for her own anonymity, but who has the best booty of all time. She’s got a flat stomach (almost washboard abs), nice big firm hips and this massive butt that curves and sticks out and fills the ass of a nice pair of jeans like nobody’s business. Yeah. I really wanted to do her.
My ex-girlfriend: Besides being a total hottie, my ex had (and still does, I’m presuming, though I sadly don’t have access to it anymore) this gorgeous round ass that looked deceptively small in a pair of khakis, but once she was bent over on all fours, stuck straight up in this gorgeous smooth shape that had my clit quivering.
Ginger Spice (Geri Halliwel): Okay, so it’s been awhile since Geri was known as Ginger Spice, but she’s still got the booty to prove it. Her butt was neck and neck with Scary Spice’s and Ginger came out on top!
Carla from Scrubs: Okay, I don’t remember what this actress’s real name is, but she played Carla on the sit-com Scrubs and her ass always looked fantastic in any situation. Whether in a hot pair of nurse scrubs, a nice pair of low riding jeans, or a hot bikini at the end of season eight when the cast goes to the Bahamas for a wedding. She is SO bootylicious.
Jessica Biel: Who knew that the teenage star of the massively cheesy (but oddly addictive) Christian TV show 7th Heaven would make my list? But she’s got this rock hard body with this super crazy hot booty, plus her and JT make an insanely hot couple. The two of them together are kind of ridiculous when it comes to sex appeal. JT has been on my top ten celebrities to bang ever since he came out with Dick in a Box. I love him.
1. Bootylicious is when a woman has such a great ass that it is round and delicious.
2. I’m wearing hot boots with chocolate sauce spread all over them, Sara said. I’m bootylicious for Halloween.
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