The act of mass texting a generic message to members of the opposite sex in hopes that a guaranteed hookup for the night will be established. It often involves a very nonspecific message such as ‘What are you up to tonight?” or “Want to meet up later?”. The key feature is the lack of personalization so that the same message can be sent to as many people as possible. You want to keep it light and non-committal, yet open-ended in case one of the fifty or so people you’ve texted might take the bait.
There is, of course, a small possibility of backfire when it comes to booty grazing. What do you do if half or even a quarter of the people you text respond positively? If you’re worried or concerned about that likelihood (and you think you’re just that awesome), you might want to use a line that you could easily back peddle from at any moment. ‘Want to meet up later?’ is obviously a committed line. You are implying that you’re definitely interested and free and up for ‘hanging out’ with that person. ‘What are you up to tonight’ is certainly a better choice, as it doesn’t actually state that you want to be getting together. You can spin this as more of a casual checking in. However, it is a bit of a lead in to getting together. For an absolute fool-proof booty grazing text, how about starting out with a simple ‘hey.’. If you want to imply a flirtation, you could go with ‘Hey.’ and a smiley face emoticon, or perhaps one that’s winking. There’s no way you’ve committed yourself to anything but a flirty text conversation.
Another challenge with booty grazing is the possibility that you may end up in several flirty text conversations and might get them confused with each other. This is a sure fire way to make a chick super pissed and not want to talk to you ever again. If she thinks you’re carrying on several texts at once, she’ll be pretty ragey. It would probably help if you invested in a higher end smart phone if you haven’t already, like an Iphone. This will make it easier to keep track of who you’re actually talking to.
The great thing about booty grazing is that you can start it at work and carry it on all day until you’re ready to zero in on the chick that you’re likeliest to get booty from. This way you can be knocking on her door at eight p.m. (after dinner so you don’t have to actually buy her dinner) and be out of there by ten in time to get a good night’s sleep for your eight a.m. breakfast meeting.
1. I was booty grazing with three chicks and found out that two of them are twin sisters! Double trouble here I come.
2. I’d graze your booty if I didn’t think you’d smack me in the face and knee me in the balls.
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