Boobs are breasts, plain and simple. The term boobs is usually used to refer to large round breasts. It is less likely that one would use ‘boobs’ to describe small point breasts. Those you would call ‘tits’. Boobs should be round. Though boobs, like tits, is used as a general slang word for breasts.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I love boobs. Boobs are just about the best thing a woman has, next to her sweet round ass. Yes, boobs are for feeding babies, but much more frequently are boobs meant to be in aching hands that are dying to feel those soft round mounds and play with those delicious nipples that stand straight up like pencil erasers.
All men love boobs and most women do as well. I don’t know a single woman who hasn’t cupped her own boobs during sex or while masturbating. Some chicks can come just from having her boobs nuzzled and her nipples sucked. As a friend of mine once said, they are ‘soft, but resilient, firm but delicate’.
No one can get enough boobs and no one should be denied boobs. They’re just one of those things (or a pair of those things) that everyone should have access to. They’re a right, not a privilege.
The best boobs are those that are honorably displayed by a proud woman. It doesn’t matter what her size or shape or hotness level. If she can wear her boobs well then she is well ahead of the game. I’ve seen young women with great boobs who don’t show them off properly and they just end up looking like sad little donuts. I’ve seen women in their sixties with some of the hottest cleavage I’ve ever had the good fortune to witness, and that cleavage encouraged my wandering eye like nobody’s business. And those sixty-year-old women caught that wandering eye and shot me a wink as if to say, ‘I know, I know, I’ve still got it. If you take care of your girls, you’ll still have it to at my age.’
Boobs could probably bring about world peace if everyone had equal opportunity and access. If I could lick the supple skin of a boob and suck on that hard delicious nipple, I’d probably not care if my boss cuts my wages or if the cat shits in my shoes. The world would continue turning, but it would be so much happier. The earth is basically god’s giant boob that we’re all trying to suck on.
1. If I were a chick, I’d never leave the house. I’d just lie in bed all day and feel myself up. Man, having boobs must be the greatest fucking thing in the world.
2. My boobs are so hot sometimes I have to spend an extra ten minutes staring at them in the mirror. One time my husband caught me, but he got totally mesmerized by them too and his eyes started rolling back in his head and he passed out and I had to revive him with smelling salts.
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