Body language consists of movements and gestures of the body that convey signals or messages, often at an unconscious level, to other individuals. The most obvious is when you get an uncontrollable erection while you’re talking with a sexy stripper at the gentleman’s club. You may not be aware of it yourself, because you’re too focused on her bare tits that are an inch from your face. But she’ll notice it. And, if she’s an astute reader of male body language, she’ll know that you are sexually interested in her.
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For women, body language is a huge part of their sexual dynamic. If they want to let you know, they can make it obvious with their body language, or subtle, depending on how much the bitch wants to play games. Personally, I prefer a woman to tell me straight up if she’s interested, to save time and effort, but alas, those women are rare. So, here’s a guide to some of the signals they put out.
First, we’ll talk about uncontrollable body language. These are signals that she’s not consciously trying to convey, but which we can still interpret as sexual interest. The first and best is when you get a woman to blush. Not by embarrassing her, but just by talking with her. If her face and chest become flushed red, you’ve got her heart pumping. Next, the nipple hard-ons. If you start talking with a woman and you notice her nips go from soft to hard during your conversation, either someone has opened a window during the winter, or she’s hot for you. Lastly, if you notice that a puddle of pussy juice has accumulated at her feet while you’ve been talking with her, assume she’s interested. Copious amounts of pussy juice production are a direct signal that she’s looking for your dick.
Then there is body language that she can control. If she stands closer than necessary to you, that’s a signal. If she maintains eye contact and laughs a lot at your shitty conversation skills, she’s interested. If she touches your arm a lot and bites her lip, or licks her lips, make sure you’ve got a condom in your wallet. You’re getting laid tonight!
If she plays with her hair slowly, and seductively while talking with you, that’s a positive signal. If she sings or crosses her legs a lot, she’s trying to get you to nice them. If she plays with her drink a lot in a playful or seductive manner, she’s trying to get you interested too. And, at the end of the day, if you’re not sure about how she’s feeling, you can always ask her. This will save you from buying her drinks all night just to find out she’s engaged.
If she’s got her arms crossed and refuses to look at your face while you’re trying to talk to her, she’s playing hard to get. Keep at it, Tiger!
1. When you’re at a club, body language is everything because the music is so fucking loud.
2. A lesbian’s body language and scowling face should tell you she’s not interested quickly.
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