The act of receiving oral sex while taking a shit, generally, but not always, while sitting on the toilet.
1. They say a blumpkin is just a gateway drug to a Hot Carl. Well, tonight, Samantha is going to find out if that’s true.
2. I thought it would be hilarious if halfway through getting a blumpkin, I jumped up and gave Kendra a swirly. Can I help it if the woman has no sense of humor?
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