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A Blue Movie is a pornographic film or video. The term is derived from the blue pencil originally used to censor material considered unsuitable for general viewing. I also call them a Pink Movie, because when I watch these sorts of films, I use my pink pencil to write with white ink all over myself.
If you’re here at Orgasm.com, I guess you know all about porn movies, since they have about a million free, awesome clips for you to watch. I remember back in the eighties, before the internet how it used to be with blue movies. I was smack dab in the middle of my puberty, and needed release all the time. My dad had two porns in his VHS collection.
Can you imagine only having two porn clips to masturbate to? Seems like a thousand years ago now.
Anyway, one of the movies was a boring one that had a bullshit story in it. That was back when porn had stories. Now-a-days, of course, porn makers know all we want in the fucking action, so they got rid of the story. Smart. So, in this story, a young hitch hiker gets picked up by a hippy chick and brought back to a ranch to fuck. Turns out her whole family lives at the ranch, and the hitch-hiker fucks everyone, except for dad. He and dad double-team mom in a hot threesome scene.
All the actresses had huge bushes and terrible make-up. Still, watching their wet pussies take a hard fucking was enough for me at thirteen. It was the other porn tape that blew my mind, though. My dad had picked it up when he was on a business trip in Jamaica. It was all black porn. All the black guys had huge dicks, and all the ladies had huge tits and big butts. That’s when I realized that I love brown sugar.
After a while, I wouldn’t ever watch the ranch porn, because I found the black porn tape much more erotic. The black guys seemed to have more interesting sex moves, and the black ladies seemed to be much more sensual. Suffice to say, now-a-days when I come her to Orgasm.com to whack off, I go immediately to the “ebony” or “interracial” categories.
Once I went into an actual porn theatre. It wasn’t to whack off; I just wanted to see what it was like inside one. First thing you have to know is that it is pitch black inside. That’s so you can’t see the guy down the row spanking his bishop. Second, the backs of the seats go up way past your head. That’s so the guy behind you won’t shoot his cum load into your hair when he climaxes. Smart design.
The movie was called “Splatman” and was a parody of Batman. It was terrible, but I still pulled a Paul Reubens, if you know what I mean.
1. Becky was mad when she found her boyfriends collection of Blue Movies in his DVD collection.
2. God bless the Blue Movie!
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