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The most common slang word for fellatio, and our favorite thing in the world at Orgasm.com. Oh sure, there are countless variations on the blowjob, but the essential premise is very simple, and we love it. Basically, your partner puts your John Thursday in her mouth and sucks it until you goo-goosh in her mouth.
We like to add that “in her mouth” part on the end, even though it isn’t technically necessary. In our opinion, the “job” isn’t finished unless it ends with a mouthful of jizz. That’s just how we roll. Of course, if the lady would prefer a cum facial, that’s okay too. Spraying on the tits is acceptable, but basically the further the cumshot gets from the tonsils, the less satisfying the experience. Blowjob etiquette states that swallowing a load of cocksnot after giving a blowjob is the highest compliment you can give your male lover, and we at Orgasm.com love being paid a compliment.
By the way, have you seen that Paris Hilton sex tape where she’s giving some guy a blowjob, and just when he’s ready to cream, she stops sucking and stretches that skinny ostrich neck of hers as far away from his spooge as possible? We lost a little bit of respect for Paris when we found out she was a cum dodger. Still brings a little tear to our eye.
1. My girlfriend is getting lazy about giving me blowjobs. She says they call it a job for a reason.
2. They next time you give me a blowjob, don’t forget to massage my balls. Hey, let’s practice right now!
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