A Bill Clinton means to get a blowjob at work. Like Bill Clinton did. The lucky bastard.
He was living the dream. The (oval) office dream. Everyone wants to get blown at work. I’ve been blown a few times by my girlfriend. Sure each time was on a weekend, but I was still at work trying to get shit done and she still totally came to visit me with Billy Clinton on her mind. Okay, maybe she was wearing sweats and just wanted me to give her money to buy nasal spray, but underneath her the greasy un-washed mess, I could tell that she was totally hot for teacher and wanted to spread her legs and get pounded on my $4000.00 solid oak desk.
The best thing about work blowjobs is the fact that you really can still get work done while you’re being blown. Or at least it can look that way to the janitor or security guard who waltzes past your office window and sees you at your desk, focused and furiously researching on some new case law. Meanwhile that sexy little bitty is under your desk with her face between your legs and your hard-on deep in her throat and you’re thinking that this…THIS…is why you became a lawyer/doctor/insurance agent/police chief/PRESIDENT in the first place. Life is beautiful.
It pisses me off that everyone got all up in arms over the whole Monica thing. Like, I realize that Bill is in the public eye, but who HASN’T received a blowjob at the office? Just like who hasn’t taken naked pictures of themselves and emailed them to somebody you love (or even just like a lot, or even just think is kind is hot, or even just think is actually pretty ugly but after a few drinks is okay enough to fuck)? Who hasn’t fucked in a cab on the way to that retarded engagement party (you know, the kind where the card reads ‘two hearts, one soul, or some bullshit) or ducked behind the bleachers at your kid sister’s softball game to get a finger shoved up your ass and your balls sucked.
We all like to fuck and get blow jobs and enjoy each other’s company, whether we’re in the oval office or on the corner sucking dick for a nickel. It’s human nature to want to connect and that includes sexually. Plus being the president would likely be pretty fucking stressful. I’m surprised he didn’t have a robotic woman situated under his desk who would be sucking his dick at all times of the day. We’d probably live in a more peaceful world if all the presidents and prime ministers were getting their dicks sucked at all times. Just saying.
1. I went to his office to give him a Bill Clinton but another chick beat me to it. Whatevs. I’m not picky so I joined them and got my own dick sucked. Bonus.
2. I’m going to Bill Clinton the fuck out of your dick.
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